A couple years ago I was patrolling US-2 at about 3 am and came upon an old pickup stopped in the middle of the highway. The driver was sound asleep...turns out he ran out of gas then passed out. I finally woke him up after about 5 minutes, then I asked him how much he had to drink and he goes "3 acres". Then he thought he was a pirate because everything I'd ask him he's answer "Aye". It was very hard trying to keep a straight face on that one. I think he was a .22