The news has been kinda slow here lately in ATL with all of the election coverage. Some genious thought it would be fun to drop a pipe bomb in the street in my neighborhood.

My neighborhood is covered up with cops, ATF agents and ghetto birds everywhere. I never knew so many helicopters could fit in one spot in the sky. I am the Treasurer of my HOA and the news has been calling me all morning (well, like 4 times) for comments. I was thinking, "I didn't even hear the dang thing, why don't you just talk to the cops, or someone who is there???" It's a fairly small neighborhood, 148 homes.

Anyway, just thought I'd let yall know to watch the national news tonight! E-Dubb is making his way to Hollywood again!

 

well maybe if you'd pick up your toys like mom told you the cops wouldn't have to fly over your neighborhood.

 

fixed your link

Doug

 

Are you gonna be on TV?

Are you like the trailor park people after a tornando?

 

I can see the TV news now:

R (Reporter): So sir can you tell us what happened?
TF (TuffFord): *WIPES EXCESS BEER FROM FACE* well.. .uh, you see thur wuz a loud bang and if woke up me 'n skooter...

R: Then what happened?
TF: Uhhh... we got up but by the time we gots to the winder, we didn't see nuthin'. Then I passed out again... *WOBBLES A LITTLE*

R: Sir, you are the treasurer of the HOA in this community, correct?
TF: well... uhhh.. *HICUP* I guess I am!

R: How much have you had to drink today?
TF: Uhhh.. 'bout as much as last month's Homoowners ***... ****... association fees will buy..

R: Your drinking the HOA dues away?!
TF: I *HICUP* didn't say that!

R: Yes you did.
TF: Nuh-uh, I did not

R: Sir, we have you on tape, you did say it.
TF: *LUNGES AT CAMERAMAN* GIMMA that camera you sonbitch!

Newspaper headlines next day:

"Drunk HOA Treasurer charged in embezzlement scandle, believed to be bombing neighbors as well"

 

dzervit's story sounds like an episode of COPS, just picture TUFF with a mullet and a dirty wifebeater on running through backyards and jumping fences but finally getting caught trying to hide from the cops under a kiddy pool.

 

Or is it believed to be a bombed neighbor

 

Oops, thanks. I didn't realize it wasn't working. That's what you get for starting a thread and then going to dinner before proofreading it. Thanks again.

No, they recorded my comments 3 different times and then said something about not being able to cuss. Go figure.

I can't wait to get home and sit on my tailgate, drink beers, have a few smokes and watch the guys in bomb suits check the drains. Good times!!! I still have some fireworks left over from the 4th...I could have some serious fun this afternoon...before I go to jail. Totally worth it though if you ask me. Then again, you didn't ask me.

 

Kinda like this?



Can't wait for the news tonight.

 

100% comedy.

You crack me up.

 

TUFF FORD:

All the excitement happens in Atlanta...
About every 2 weeks you get a bridge jumper...Athens is a lot "quieter" but bad stuff still happens here, just not on the scale of Atlanta...Now your a celebrity of sorts...is this going to be on channel 11 news"

 

They finally let one of those jumpers fall the other day. SPLAT! right in the middle of I-85. There has not been one since. They handled it perfectly if you ask me. I say push the SOB, shut down traffic for 20 minutes while they scrape him up and you're done! Most of these people have traffic stopped for hours and then they don't even jump! Stupid Quitters!

 

TUFFman,

I could follow you around all day and read your posts. You crack me up.

 

Stupid quitters... LOL!