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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:06 AM
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TUFF FORD's Roofing nails thread

He is the roofing nails KING.

What all can roofing nails be used for? What can you come up with?
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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1. I carry them in my jacket pocket when I ride my Harley for tailgaters.

2. Pissed off at someone? Throw them in their driveway during the night. 1st thing the next morning....pssssssssst.

3. When duct taped to a 2X4, they make one helluva weapon.

4. Oh yeah, the do a decent job of holding down shingles.

 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:11 AM
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stick a roofing nail through some tarpaper and put it behind someone's tire...
not that I would ever do that
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:16 AM
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TIRE KILLERS
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 01:17 PM
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use them along with shingles to cover up wood decking on the roof of your house
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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I made a bed out of them. mmmmm.. .nail bed... great for the back! The roofing nail quilt, however, was a bad idea.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 03:12 PM
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When not eating broken glass, i like eating a handfull of rusty roofing nails in the morning before going to work...
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 03:32 PM
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When not eating broken glass, i like eating a handfull of rusty roofing nails in the morning before going to work...
BAD A$$
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 05:01 PM
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You guys are too much...
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 05:06 PM
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too much.......fun?

 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 06:32 PM
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Fun...or something like it!! Ya'll keep me laughing anyhow!!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof
 
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:19 PM
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on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof
OUCH!

I hope it was your left hand!!
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Old Jul 15, 2004 | 11:56 PM
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on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof
at least that way you can't fall off the roof because your *** is nailed down!
 
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Old Jul 16, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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Originally posted by TUFF FORD
OUCH!

I hope it was your left hand!!
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How do you know what hand he uses to shoot putty at the moon?
 
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