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jamzwayne Jul 15, 2004 11:06 AM

TUFF FORD's Roofing nails thread
 
He is the roofing nails KING.

What all can roofing nails be used for? What can you come up with?

TUFF FORD Jul 15, 2004 11:11 AM

1. I carry them in my jacket pocket when I ride my Harley for tailgaters.

2. Pissed off at someone? Throw them in their driveway during the night. 1st thing the next morning....pssssssssst.

3. When duct taped to a 2X4, they make one helluva weapon.

4. Oh yeah, the do a decent job of holding down shingles.

:banana:

fatman66 Jul 15, 2004 11:11 AM

stick a roofing nail through some tarpaper and put it behind someone's tire...
not that I would ever do that :angel:

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2004 11:16 AM

TIRE KILLERS
http://images.orgill.com/200x200/8944142.jpg

NotScru'dYet Jul 15, 2004 01:17 PM

use them along with shingles to cover up wood decking on the roof of your house :rolleyes:

dzervit Jul 15, 2004 02:34 PM

I made a bed out of them. mmmmm.. .nail bed... great for the back! The roofing nail quilt, however, was a bad idea.

anaheim Jul 15, 2004 03:12 PM

When not eating broken glass, i like eating a handfull of rusty roofing nails in the morning before going to work...:D

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2004 03:32 PM


Originally posted by anaheim
When not eating broken glass, i like eating a handfull of rusty roofing nails in the morning before going to work...:D
BAD A$$ :D

wild-mtn-rose Jul 15, 2004 05:01 PM

:lol: You guys are too much...:lol:

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2004 05:06 PM

too much.......fun?

:D

wild-mtn-rose Jul 15, 2004 06:32 PM

Fun...or something like it!! Ya'll keep me laughing anyhow!! :lol:

Smok][n Jul 15, 2004 08:34 PM

on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof:rolleyes:

TUFF FORD Jul 15, 2004 11:19 PM


Originally posted by Smok][n
on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof

OUCH!

I hope it was your left hand!!:devil: :devil:
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BrewMaster Jul 15, 2004 11:56 PM


Originally posted by Smok][n
on the serious side, i shot one through my hand a cpl years ago.
all the dangers of roofing and i nail myself to the roof:rolleyes:

at least that way you can't fall off the roof because your ass is nailed down!

dzervit Jul 16, 2004 08:37 AM


Originally posted by TUFF FORD
OUCH!

I hope it was your left hand!!:devil: :devil:
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:banana:

How do you know what hand he uses to shoot putty at the moon?


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