I'd tell you, but I'd have to beat your a$$ to a bloody pulp and feed you to my dog.

 

I will go grab my camera ... hold that thought

 

well it was my left hand... and ill leave it at that.

sorry this was jus too funny

 

I used to frame, and I had a nail gun fight, and got shot in the lip.

Hurt like hell too.

 

You talk pretty tuff over the Internet, don't you?

Havin' a bad day? More ignorant folks callin' up bitchin at you?

 

Hungover and pissed. My guest bathroom toilet blew up on my yesterday. The floater broke so the damn thing ran all yesterday while I was at work. My house was a swamp when I got home and the tank was spraying everywhere. I made Pinda Coladas, sat on the floor and pretended I was in Cabo.

 

Ouch. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if you tell your agent that there was sewage in the water, isn't that covered under your home owners policy?! Could be free carpet for you!

Hopefully your weekend treats you better. I'll have a (read: many) as a tribute to tuff man tonight.

 

It was clean water.
It's not worth claiming. The carpet will dry and I'll shampoo it, the sheetrock wasn't even damp. All in all, I think it'll be ok. I just didn't set aside last night to do all I had to do. Plus, the dog wasn't much help. I got drunk while I was doing it all and I am feeling it today. I won't know how bad the damage is until later.

 

You'll prolly start drinking again then

If I lived closer, I'd come and help ya clean it up.

 

I'd come over too, but just to supervise to ensure you two clowns do it right.

 

Imagine that.

 

I plan on helping Tuff also...Ralph's market is selling bud-light 30 packs for $ 14.99 limit 2 this weekend, gonna buy 2 on Sat. and 2 on Sunday.....when i get out of the Betty Ford clinic will check to see how he's doin................

 

I have a "Betty Ford Alumi" shirt. I never wear it outside of the house, but it makes me laugh everytime it comes up on rotation.

...makes me thirsty too....weird.

 

We all need some sort of help.

 

OMG you are soooo right!!!

See, I checked out the smilies site!!