Need ideas on where to take a date....
Have the flowers delivered to her at work or someplace where other women see her receiving them. You'd be surprised how many women have never had flowers given to them just out of the blue. Delivery is much better than just showing up with them. It allows her to enjoy being the center of attention and the object of envy for a moment.
I second Odin's delivery idea. Flowers are good in all respects delivered by you or the flower shop. Get some Gerber Daisies. My GF loves those. They are the big as bright colored daisies in case you didn't know.
When you meet her mom, kiss her...with tongue.
Do the same when you meet her dad.
Buy her ****...girls love ****.
Take her to dinner at Waffle House...make her pay.
Take her to a crappy bar. Let her drive. Get absolutely BOMBED and start a fight. They like that too.
On the way home, ask if yall can stop by her friends house because you think she's hot.
When you drop her off at home, slap her on the a$$ and tell her that she is soooo much prettier when you're drunk (you could also say that she is more fun or not as fat instead of prettier).
When you leave, go #2 on the front step.
Take her cat to the pound and tell them you found it on the street.
.......wait a minute...is this girl hot? If she is and you think she's a keeper, disregard the above.
Do the same when you meet her dad.
Buy her ****...girls love ****.
Take her to dinner at Waffle House...make her pay.
Take her to a crappy bar. Let her drive. Get absolutely BOMBED and start a fight. They like that too.
On the way home, ask if yall can stop by her friends house because you think she's hot.
When you drop her off at home, slap her on the a$$ and tell her that she is soooo much prettier when you're drunk (you could also say that she is more fun or not as fat instead of prettier).
When you leave, go #2 on the front step.
Take her cat to the pound and tell them you found it on the street.
.......wait a minute...is this girl hot? If she is and you think she's a keeper, disregard the above.
When you meet her mom, kiss her...with tongue.
Do the same when you meet her dad.
Buy her ****...girls love ****.
Take her to dinner at Waffle House...make her pay.
Take her to a crappy bar. Let her drive. Get absolutely BOMBED and start a fight. They like that too.
On the way home, ask if yall can stop by her friends house because you think she's hot.
When you drop her off at home, slap her on the a$$ and tell her that she is soooo much prettier when you're drunk (you could also say that she is more fun or not as fat instead of prettier).
When you leave, go #2 on the front step.
Take her cat to the pound and tell them you found it on the street.
.
Do the same when you meet her dad.
Buy her ****...girls love ****.
Take her to dinner at Waffle House...make her pay.
Take her to a crappy bar. Let her drive. Get absolutely BOMBED and start a fight. They like that too.
On the way home, ask if yall can stop by her friends house because you think she's hot.
When you drop her off at home, slap her on the a$$ and tell her that she is soooo much prettier when you're drunk (you could also say that she is more fun or not as fat instead of prettier).
When you leave, go #2 on the front step.
Take her cat to the pound and tell them you found it on the street.
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@ TUFF FORD