A few chuckles to brighten your day...
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A few chuckles to brighten your day...
Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big freakin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
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A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
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Our last fight was my husbands fault: I asked him,"What's on the TV?" He said, "Dust."
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Have a good one everybody!!
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big freakin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
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A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
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Our last fight was my husbands fault: I asked him,"What's on the TV?" He said, "Dust."
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Have a good one everybody!!
