EDIT: I edited this joke out. That is all it was meant to be. Yes, I said it was true and funny. I also know that this was not meant to be true. It just made me laugh when I read it, so I thought maybe you guys would like it too. Boy was I wrong.

Sorry if this offends anyone.

 

You think it's funny and true? If you're going to post this ****, I think you should back up your statement and point out exactly what is so "funny" and "true."

What I find truely pitiful is watching people get off on this crap. It's like an intellectual circle jerk for the mentally challenged. I say anyone who actually believes this crap needs to get a life. If you can't manage such a noble task, maybe you should crawl under a rock and stay there. If this is all you have to offer, we're better of without you.

People really need to think about it before they write, spread or even chuckle at this sort of propaganda. I'll bet you, the fella that wrote it and all those enjoying their little circle jerk would claim to be Christians. If you think this is funny, you really need to take a moment and try to imagine, Jesus repeating this poem and then reconsider just how funny it is.

Think about it.

 

Point out what exactly is true ...... try leaving your Lilly White neighborhood in MN and come to Florida. I'll take you to Immokalee - a migrant town of Mexicans, how about Miami where Cubans swim/float in every other day, how about Belle Glade with the Hatians & Jamaicans (the town with the highest ratio of AIDS Infected people per capita in the nation) - all of them getting public assistance in the form of free medical care, food stamps, housing subsidies, child care programs, free schooling ....... geeeeee - I wonder who pays for all this.

"People really need to think about it before they write, spread or even chuckle at this sort of propaganda. I'll bet you, the fella that wrote it and all those enjoying their little circle jerk would claim to be Christians. If you think this is funny, you really need to take a moment and try to imagine, Jesus repeating this poem and then reconsider just how funny it is. Think about it."

I think it's true and funny - if you don't like it....tough sh*t.

I'm not a Christian...I elect not to believe in God And you don't need to be a Christian to know this .... You don't attempt to shame people into your way of thinking by using religion.

 

I think it's funny, too. I think it's REAL funny. I think it's true, too. Good thing this is America where I can laugh at what I want to laugh at without having to give a sh** about what anyone else thinks. No, I am not a Christian.

 

What a sorry sight you are. You're amused by your own ignorance. You live in the most prosperous country in the world and choose to remain uneducated.

What the poem is saying, and what you are erroneously agreeing with is this:

• Anyone can come to the U.S., from any part of the world
• Once here, they are immediately given money, a home, medical and dental insurance
• They then send for their extended family so they can also come here illegally, pool their welfare money and buy a mansion
• Whitey can't take it, so he moves away
• Now there's a whole neighborhood of "illegal immigrants" living in mansions paid for with "welfare cash!"
• They all have shiny teeth and health coverage, at your cost
• They all get to spend the rest of their lives on the dole, making fun of you and all your hard work

Now, if you believe this is reality, no qualms about it: You're an uneducated, lazy ****in' moron! You want to be an ignorant racist, that's your life to waste . But, I do still say you're ignorant and pretty pathetic if you have to blame your own lack of self-worth on a faceless mass. You're getting upset over a myth.

If you claim that poem is accurately depicting illegal immigrants, you show that you've made a choice to remain ignorant and gullible. You're getting all riled up over a myth. The point of this poem is to encourage uneducated white people to hate brown people, that's all.

The reality of U.S. Immigration Policy is that illegal immigrants are entitled to three basic services: Emergency medical care, immunization, disaster relief.

Illegal immigrants do not receive: Food, clothing, shelter, social security, dental insurance, medical insurance.

Think about reality if you're able.

Emergency medical care: We are the richest, most highly educated, charitable country on Earth. What you would prefer is that we turn someone away from the emergency room to allow them to die on the street? Do you honestly want to see this? They get only emergency medical care and under the law are required to repay Medicaid if they are to become a resident alien or U.S. citizen. That is reality.

Immunization: It costs a couple of dollars and the alternative is that they potentially spread such diseases as Measles.

Disaster relief: After a flood, hurricane, or earthquake: They are given just enough to survive. The alternative is to have someone some FEMA agent checking IDs in line for water and toilets.

That is the reality of illegal immigrants and the benefits they receive.

The entire poem is ficticious. Finding it truthful and amusing shows your ignorance.

 

I watched my friends tenants at his house across the street whom just happen to be on "relief" on monday they had the windows wide open and we had to go across and tell them to close them because snow was getting in the apartment, they laughed and said we don't pay the heat bill the county does. I won't mention the race here but they are not from here. While we scrimp and save by freezing to save bucks on the heat bill they just open the windows to cool off??. give me a break cowboy and go pet your american cat or dog.

 

The reality of U.S. Immigration Policy is that illegal immigrants are entitled to three basic services: Emergency medical care, immunization, disaster relief.




The reality of the U.S. Immigration Policy is that if you can find an illegal immigrant to give them disaster relief and immunization, then you should ship their *** right back to whatever country they came from. They are ILLEGAL immigrants, and they shouldn't be entitled to **** in this country.
Illegal immigrants should not get green cards so they can take American jobs. If you think that illegal immigrants aren't hurting the U.S., then you are a freaking moron. There's a reason why they are `illegal`, ****. They're not that awesome. The only people that should be offended by that poem are people that are actually talked about in that poem. It doesn't say that EVERY immigrant does that, just the ones that play the system. If you feel sympathy for someone who moves here and screws our country, then you need to get the hell out.

What is ficticious is assuming that everything is all perfect and that all immigrants do not recieve anything but what you have listed, AjRagno.

 

I didn't say illegal immigrants weren't hurting us. I said the poem is racist and doesn't reflect reality.
OMG You called me, ****!

Like only black people should be offended by racist jokes and lynchings?

Unfortunately, people misrepresenting what I say have just as much of a right to be here as I do

Something else I'm certain you've failed to consider is the amount of money paid into social security (which an illegal immigrant will never colllect) and taxes. The IRS estimated in 2001 that illegal aliens paid at least $305 million in taxes using individual taxpayer identification cards. This doesn't even account for those using forged SS cards to gain employment or take into account how much they paid into social security. I'm quite certain you weren't aware of that information and that should be weighed on the scale of services used, to get an accurate idea of what this costs us.

 

 

305 million is chicken feed. that doen't even pay for the towels

 

I'll happily deduct 2 points for your derogatory statement, but there's not much substance there in terms of an argument

 

stop believing in the easter bunny, santa claus and thinking that Michael Jackson is innocent of all charges.

Wake up and realize that this poem is funny and true. Don't believe me?, go to your nearest convenience store/gas station and see who is employed there, is there any chance they are all related to one another?

Dam man or woman, whatever you are......get a life.





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The poem is about illegal immigrants getting welfare and you defend it by citing people with jobs? That is clever. Can't outsmart you on this point

I see what you're getting at though. You just don't like immigrants and think they all have sex with their relatives.

 

There is another thing, FC26. Next time you look down on your friendly gas station worker: Imagine your life if everyone around you had Peladophobia. That would be justice.

 

hmmm... More intesting facts for those of you who wouldn't bother to check on your own. It seems that the State Department and Social Security Administration determined in January 2003 that illegal Mexican immigrants have contributed over $300 billion to the Social Security fund since 1990. Money they are not eligable to receive.

How many towels does that buy, buckdropper?