Yep, it’s the damn truck. I could not believe what I saw when I went out to my absolutely beautifully Zaino shinning truck. You know sometimes when you walk up to your vehicle you sense something is amiss, just not right, like something your 7th sense picks up? It’s an odd thing but we all have it, well all of us on this board do.

It was a decent day, you know like a Thursday since tomorrow is Friday, well unless you have to work Thursday and Friday then you don’t know what I mean. Anyhow just a decent kind of day, no big problems at work going smoothly and before you know it lunch is here.

Sometimes I hang out in my office at lunch and sometime I walk across the street to get a soda and snack then hang out in my truck listening to the radio.

Well today was a day I decide that since it is nice out I’ll go ahead and walk across the street and get a soda and snack. As I am walking back you can see my truck, hell of a shine, can’t say enough about that Zaino. Like it stands out among all the other vehicles, as if a light from heaven is shinning down on it to draw attention, you can just about hear a choir singing Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yep that kind of shine.

Couldn’t really see anything walking back. As I get to the parking lot I am walking towards my truck (passengers side) and again the choir going Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh with the light from heaven shinning down and all is good. However I walk around to the drivers side and HOLY CHIT, I am about dropped down on all four going ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR looks like about 10 shotgun blast to the side of the truck, from the front to the rear.

I am thinking WTF is going on here and I AM GOING TO KILL SOMETHING!!! You could not believe the site, it would have blown you’re mine. Them freaking seagulls had done a major bombing run to the drivers side of the truck. About 40 dime size crap spots all over the damn truck. No big azz one or two nasty looking ones, just a chit load of dime size spots.

I tell you what eharri3 may think he is crazy because he stocks the UPS trucks, you ain’t seen crazy till you seen a guy running around a parking lot with a shotgun blowing off round after round. I haven’t yet done that, but damn I sure thought about coming right home, washing the truck, and then heading back to kill every damn one of them nasty azz birds…

However, since there was Zaino on the truck it came off easy as can be. Just simple spraying the water and it ran right off. Still washed it, but damn that Zaino is impressive…

Oh, I bet you all thought my truck was shot up by a gun huh?

 

you piece of **** had me going.

I was almost in tears, but figured it couldn't be true, just a new commercial for "Zaino"

 

Trust me, if you would have seen it, you would have cried...

 

OMG that took for ever to get to the point :o

 

Decent story... it did take a while to get to the 'punch line'...

I still think the pigeon pooping through my sunroof on my shoulder was better though...

RP

 

You're one sick ****.

 

Thanks for the commentary....

 

 

just a thought

maybe it was a bunch of cats

 

Interesting thought.... hrrm...

 

I know the feeling...

I was driving my sedan, sunroof open, and then I felt something hit my head...

WTF? Reach up to feel the top of my head....

Bird Poop.

This has happened twice in the past 10 years.

Gross.

 

 

I used to park my car under a pecan tree...do you have any idea how hard pecan stains are to get out?

Im LMAO imagining a pecan falling into someone's sunroof and hitting them on the head instead of bird crap (although the accident that may ensue might not be so funny :\ )

 

 

They would have been taken care of immediately…

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...