Had this emailed to me by my fiancee' the other day. Thought I would pass it along.

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of
your body goes first?"

Suzie (brown noser) raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "... Because
when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just
takes your hands first!"

"What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs".

The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd
have lost her."

The Nun fainted ...

(*side note* I just about "lost" my fiancee' about 3 times tonight)

 

 

well we didnt really need the side note but since you brought it up...only 3? you need to start workin out or somethign get that number up to 6 or 7 come on now i know ya got in in ya

 

ummmm i better not sat it. so many oppurtunities with that one.

 

Even at that 6 or 7 is a little low

 

Come on...give a guy a break. I worked my *** off for 15 hours and still managed to get 3 out of her. Id call that pretty good wouldnt you?

Usually 3 or 4 is just getting warmed up. Just in case you wanted to know....

Hey at least I didnt show everyone my nipples!