Here's a laugh...
Had this emailed to me by my fiancee' the other day. Thought I would pass it along. :D
The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?" Suzie (brown noser) raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "... Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs". The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her." The Nun fainted ... (*side note* I just about "lost" my fiancee' about 3 times tonight) :devil: :banana: |
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well we didnt really need the side note but since you brought it up...only 3? you need to start workin out or somethign get that number up to 6 or 7 come on now i know ya got in in ya
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Originally posted by wolf_creek_61 i know ya got in in ya |
Originally posted by wolf_creek_61 well we didnt really need the side note but since you brought it up...only 3? you need to start workin out or somethign get that number up to 6 or 7 come on now i know ya got in in ya :D |
Originally posted by lifeguardjoe Even at that 6 or 7 is a little low Usually 3 or 4 is just getting warmed up. Just in case you wanted to know....:lurk: Hey at least I didnt show everyone my nipples! :devil: |
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