Omigod!!! I'm American!!!!
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From: Titusville, FL
Originally posted by EnglishAdam
Anyway, my wife says that explains a lot especially watching NASCAR and terrorising people in tiny cars over here with my pick-up. That genetic thing must be true.
Anyway, my wife says that explains a lot especially watching NASCAR and terrorising people in tiny cars over here with my pick-up. That genetic thing must be true.
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From: Tyler, Texas
Originally posted by lifeguardjoe
watch the race yesterday? Can you say "WOW"
watch the race yesterday? Can you say "WOW"
You can say that again. Just glad to hear that Elliot Sadler was ok after that crash. I didn't think a stock car could fly like that.
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From: Central Florida
Just a note to J-150 and Adam. You have stumbled on our government's plot to convert the entire world into Americans. Please don't be afraid, and we have to ask that you don't spread this information around.
You may notice an increased interest in televised sporting activities, fatty foods, and lousy beer; and a decreased desire to perform your job well. You may also notice that you tend to speak loudly in public places, wear loud printed clothing, carry large camera equipment, and lose the ability to speak other languages. These are all normal and to be expected.
As soon as we can work out the details regarding who will be left to perform menial labor tasks (I'm pulling for cyborgs, but some people think importing alien life-forms or keeping the French as slaves are better ideas) the plan will go into effect.
We are asking you, as Americans, to keep quiet until we get this all worked out.
You may notice an increased interest in televised sporting activities, fatty foods, and lousy beer; and a decreased desire to perform your job well. You may also notice that you tend to speak loudly in public places, wear loud printed clothing, carry large camera equipment, and lose the ability to speak other languages. These are all normal and to be expected.
As soon as we can work out the details regarding who will be left to perform menial labor tasks (I'm pulling for cyborgs, but some people think importing alien life-forms or keeping the French as slaves are better ideas) the plan will go into effect.
We are asking you, as Americans, to keep quiet until we get this all worked out.
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Nah, I just came back to work.
Still no power at the house, 12 days and counting.
Finally got a tally on my trees, 21 down and 3 quaked that need to come down. Six of them are now neatly cut and stacked
(I refuse to shave until FPL gives me juice)
Still no power at the house, 12 days and counting.
Finally got a tally on my trees, 21 down and 3 quaked that need to come down. Six of them are now neatly cut and stacked
(I refuse to shave until FPL gives me juice)
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related to Raoul? brrr.... that was a shiver running down my back.
As much as I want to embrace my American roots, I have to draw the line at giving up good beer for that watered down moose pi$$. No flame inteneted for those who like it, but I like my beer with flavour and alcohol content!
As much as I want to embrace my American roots, I have to draw the line at giving up good beer for that watered down moose pi$$. No flame inteneted for those who like it, but I like my beer with flavour and alcohol content!
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From: Houston and Lil ol' England
Unfortunately, I didn't get to see the NASCAR. I am still out in Azerbaijan for about another month.
The real definition of the 3rd world is no ESPN.
As for flafonman's description, that's pretty spooky. It's just how my wife describes me.
The real definition of the 3rd world is no ESPN.
As for flafonman's description, that's pretty spooky. It's just how my wife describes me.
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From: the moral high ground
Originally posted by J-150
related to Raoul? brrr.... that was a shiver running down my back...
related to Raoul? brrr.... that was a shiver running down my back...
When I borrow money it will be Canadian and I'll need twice as much.
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J-150: feel free to post in the southern forum!
https://www.f150online.com/forums/fo...?s=&forumid=92
welcome home, son of the south! 
https://www.f150online.com/forums/fo...?s=&forumid=92
welcome home, son of the south!
