Which truck brand is the most hickish?

Ford?
Chevy/GMC?
Dodge/Jeep?

 

Chevy by far, not to rag on them or anything, but they are hick mobiles, the older ones anyway.

 

I vote Dodge for hickmobile #1

Stan

 

hick trucks:

rope holding tailgate up
2x6 or 2x8 wooden bumper
oversized naked chick mudflaps that came from a Freightliner
2 words: fuzzy dice
rims or wheel covers from another vehicle... especially another manufacturer ie pontiac wheel covers on a Dodge
obligatory hound dog in back
wife in back with dog
empty beer cans on dash
cracks in door sheet metal (wait a minute...)

 

LifeGuardJoe's Ride:

 

you're just jealous

 

I would have to say Chevy. I had seen a Chevy once that had been on blocks so long they made a flower bed in the truck bed. Lot’s of pretty flowers…

Another thing I have seen twice is people using a Chevy bed with the rear axel still on it as a trailer…

 

Into the chat room now punk!
I wanna give you a virtual beating like you deserve LOL

 

chevy by far

 

LOL, I would have to say Ford.

 

Around here it seems to be pretty well-proportioned, but back in my high school days there were more Ford hick-mobiles than any other brand. Out of my senior class I can think of 6 Fords, 4 Dodges, and 2 Chevys for the truck hicks. The rest of the rednecks drove K-cars, V-6 Fox body Mustangs (or T-birds) or V-6 Camaros...both with glasspacks.

Other signs of a hickmobile:

LARGE Ford, Chevy, Dodge etc name or emblem sticker on the back window.

Whip antenna

Confederate flag (of course they claimed it was their "heritage" when it became a discriminatory issue resulting in their suspension from school and a Twin Cities media frenzy. Too bad the majority of those involved are of Scandinavian or German descent. Most of the immigrants who came here did so AFTER the Civil War...just like my great great grandparents.)

"Horn broken watch for finger sticker", or "keep honking im reloading"

NRA sticker

Chew stains on the inside and outside of the vehicle

duct tape racing stripes or it being used in some other manner to fix the vehicle, (broken window, antenna, broken tailight...I saw a truck bumper once that was held on by about 3 rolls of it.

purple DIY window tint

mismatched hubcaps/wheels

big tires in back, skinny short tires in front...on a FWD K-Car!

Thats all I can think of for now...

 

I thought that if your wife weighed more than your pick-up, then you were a hick regardless of brand.

Based on personal observation at Wal-mart

 

My girlfriend lives 30 minutes from me in a place called Hicksville Ohio.... that's right, Hicksville. Seems to be pretty even there. Even though the largest foundry (GM) in the world is located only 1/2 hour away, there still seems to be the same number of Fords to chevy's. However, I rarely see any dodges......sissy truck.

 

For those of you who don't already know this.
You can tell if a "hick" is married by looking at the passenger
door on what ever brand of truck he drives.
If there is tobacco chew stains on that side, you can bet your
@ss he is married.

 

Its pretty even around here. It seems that the pre 97 F150 is popular and also the older Chevy's. There are a lot of 20 feet tall trucks running around here also. And we have some that have real skinny tires up front and tires that are way oversized here also. There is an older F150 in my neighborhood that is lifted with a flag in the back or the. Oh, and around here, you are considered a hick if you have a CB antenna on your truck