State? New Hampshire is a state? well all be damn...

 

Actually its a bunch of little states that I think of as a cluster ****...


Oh, guess you can't say ****...

 

Comming from the "guy" who owns this...

 

First and foremost... I don't own that...

I traded those rims a LONG time ago and when high polished aluminum. Plus, if you'll notice, there aren't any neons... hello! Would I own something like that without some pimp boy neon? Please fewl...

Plus, I've installed 3 18" Subs, an aluminum wing (custom painted with some of those japanese letters on them) and a set of washer nozzle lights.

Geesh, if you're going to show my shizzle.... make sure you feature my nizzle.

RP

 

Come on Chlorine Kid...

You're going to have to do better than that.... it's an uphill battle and you haven't even thought about seeing the summit.

RP

 

Sorry for not posting your new shizzle. You were so far behind eating my freshly cut grass, I didn't notice you adding some thumpin subs and pimp boy neons. Do you really think that all show no mow will get the grass done? Oh that's right, you have no grass!

 

I show up with an "all show, no mow" attitude.... all the ladies like to do is roll around in the hay... so, why should I want to mow.

Don't you have a chlorine spill to tend to in the chemical storage room ChlorineKid?

RP

 

pleeeaaazzzz, you roll around with the u-g-l-y pigz in the pigz sty! get your fugly butter outa herrr you don't no who you b'z messin wid.

 

Hey man... when you get up to around Grandpa age (god... will someone explain how that happend if I'm only 27?!?!) sloppy seconds are MORE than welcome.

Oh hell! Just thought I'd tell you that Speedo has a sale going on size SMALL! Better get on that one...

 

are you making fun of the fact that I wear a small? I'm only a size 30 AND no they're not your fat man in a pink speedo on the beach speedos, they're racing speedos. Man do my boys love it when I take it off after practice.


Edit: ya know, I'm probably going to get flamed for this post now.

 

Man... I'm not going to touch that one with a ten foot pole. Can someone say....

PILLOW BITER!

LOL!

RP

 

I saw that one coming from a mile away...I should just go to bed now....alone, by myself, with no other men around. Maybe I'll call over the gf tonight for a "booty call"