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Sep 24, 2003 | 03:52 PM

#16

Peacemaker

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Quote:

Originally posted by Marc Carpenter
For those of you who don't already know this.
You can tell if a "hick" is married by looking at the passenger
door on what ever brand of truck he drives.
If there is tobacco chew stains on that side, you can bet your
@ss he is married.

I have a southern drawl, and I dip Copenhagen. And I'm about to major in electronics. Does that label me as a Hi-tech redneck?

Sep 24, 2003 | 06:11 PM

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J-150

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Peacemaker,

the whole neck isn't red, maybe just a little behind the ears.

Sep 24, 2003 | 06:18 PM

#18

36fan

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From: Indy

I think the suburbalanch wins
all hail the king of the rednecks!
https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...hreadid=129604

Sep 24, 2003 | 06:19 PM

#19

Peacemaker

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LMFAO!

Everybody has a little redneck in them. Some just hide it better than others.

Sep 25, 2003 | 03:38 AM

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Pickup Man

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From: Hollywood, CA

Late 70s model F-150s!

Sep 25, 2003 | 06:12 AM

#21

Habibi

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From: Whitehorse, Yukon

How do you know when you're staying at a Hick Motel?
When you call the front desk and say "I got a leak in my sink", and they say "ok"

Sep 25, 2003 | 06:40 AM

#22

EnglishAdam

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From: Houston and Lil ol' England

Hey, that sounds like the Holiday Inn at Ardmore, Oklahoma that I stayed in recently.

Sep 25, 2003 | 03:47 PM

#23

crashz

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From: Winchester, MA

Rednecks drive anything that could be found on the side of the road marked "Free"

Sep 25, 2003 | 07:18 PM

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Ford Lariat

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ANY vehicle can look hickish. But mostly trucks. I think Chevy/GMC gets the award there... ugh, they make me VOMIT.

Sep 25, 2003 | 08:11 PM

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Rockpick

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From: The Bluegrass State

Quote:

Originally posted by Ford Lariat
ANY vehicle can look hickish. But mostly trucks. I think Chevy/GMC gets the award there... ugh, they make me VOMIT.

You'll open your eyes one of these days and realize that General Motors helps the American economy slightly as well...

One thing is for sure... thank god we have choices.

RP

Sep 25, 2003 | 08:54 PM

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01 XLT Sport

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From: NH

I think anybody who smokes using corn cob pipes are hickish, RockPick care to comment?

Sep 25, 2003 | 09:12 PM

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Rockpick

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From: The Bluegrass State

Nah, I'm not going to comment.

Sep 25, 2003 | 09:15 PM

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01 XLT Sport

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You people from Kenturkey are funny...

Sep 25, 2003 | 09:18 PM

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From: The Bluegrass State

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Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
You people from Kenturkey are funny...

And you turds from New Hampshire are just plain goofy.

Sep 25, 2003 | 09:19 PM

#30

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From: The Bluegrass State

Quote:

Originally posted by RockPick
And you turds from New Hampshire are just plain goofy.

What kind of state is New Hampshire anyway? Aren't you all erroding away into the Atlantic?

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