Here it goes:

"Your momma is so stupid, she thought a maxi-pad is a really nice apartment!"

 

YoMama is so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

 

Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
-she eats Wheat Thicks.
-she fell in love and broke it.
-she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.

 

-and she gets runs in her blue jeans.

 

YoMama is got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock

 

Yo momma is so ugly, she can trick or treat over the phone.

 

YO MOMMA'S SO NASTY...

...she hasta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

...she brings crabs TO the beach.

...she made Speed Stick slow down.

...she made the right guard turn left.

...her crap is glad to escape.

...Ozzie Ozboure refused to bite her head off.

...my brother called her for phone sex and she gave him an ear infection.

 

Yo mamma so stupid:

1.she had you!!!!!!!!!!

2. she actually believed a salesman when he said she was getting a dependable Chevy!

 

YO MOMMA SOOO HAIRY...

...you almost died of rugburn at birth.

...she's got afro's on her nipples.

...she looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

...Bigfoot was taking HER picture.

...she has an afro with a chin-strap.

...the FBI makes sure she wasn't in the area, before investigating new Bigfoot sightings.

 

everytime time she turns around, everyone yells "Happy Birthday"

 

Yo momma's so fat, her pager went off and people moved out of her way so she could back up

 

yo momma's so dumb, when you walked in and said its chilly outside, she came runnin with a bowl

 

'yo mama is so big they swapped the toilet bowl out with the bath tub

 

Your ugly and your mama dresses you funny...

 

Yo' momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!