Yo mama's so fat when she comes outside wearing a red shirt they think she is the Cool-aid man...

 

"Yo' momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her!"

 

Your Momma is so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.
-she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
-she DJs for the ice cream truck.
-she made Weight Watchers go blind.

 

Your mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles shot out...

 

Your Mamas so fat she has an entire Pew to herself in church...

 

*cough * Yo momma

 

the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale!

Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all
four sides of the milk carton

 

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

 

Yo Mommas so fat shes got more crack than Marion Berry!

 

That's a good one...

 

Yo momma is so fat . . . .

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

She gets her groceries delivered by an 18 wheeler.
When she meets the driver at the Trailer, he only has to bring half of them in the house.

Yo Momma is so ugly . . .

She is a two bagger. The guy needs one incase hers breaks.

She went into the woods once, and all the ugly sticks bowed down to her.

But at least she is generous . . .

She doesn't have a dog, but the local kennel club uses her to train their dogs by towing her around in a craftsman yard wagon.

The local race track uses her underwear to stop their cars.

A tornado once came through, and the towns people took shelter under her.

 

she goes out to eat, looks at the menu, and says, "Okay."

 

Yo' mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and walks down the street, kids chase her, thinking she's the schoolbus!

 

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes outside and jumps, she gets stuck