Your momma's so fat I had to slap her leg and ride the wave in.
Your momma's so ugly you gotta tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Your momma's so fat she stepped on a quater and shot a booger out of washingtons nose.
Your momma's so fat she went bungy jumping and fell strait to hell.

 

Your Momma's so big NASA has to factor her into space shuttle re-entry equations. Her symbol is FH. *















*- Fat Ho'

 

Yo Mama's so fat and ugly she took a dip in Loch Ness and suddenly there where 500 reported sightings of a big monster in the Lake.

Sorry, that's the best I could do.

 

Yo' mamma's like a bike, everyone in the neighborhood has had a ride

 

yo mamma is so fat, she was once told to haul a$$, she had to make two trips.

 

God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

 

Yo mamma has more Chins than a Chinese phonebook

 

Damn...

 

***Thats what Iam talking about, Yo Momma***

 

So, yo mama lives in a 2 story Dorito bag.