Lady:

"At least the side of the boat won't get scratched"...

 

RockPick's Inc.

ROFLMAO....

 

hey bo i told ya we couldnt make the gap between the dock and the ferry if ya didnt hit the dixie horn

 

dude wheres my car?!

 

"Tell the mechanic that the car does not jump out of park into reverse anymore."

 

Cooter: Shephard to Lost Sheep, Shephard to Lost Sheep. This is Crazy Cooter comin at ya, mon back.

Luke Duke: Hey Cooter, did we lose Roscoe?

Cooter: Yeah sure did. Looks like he's hangin out at the dock.

Rosoe P. Coaltrain: Dohhh! You alright Flash my little buddy?

Cooter: Looks like he's alright, let's head on back to the Boar's Nest for a beer. Aight?

Dukes: Yeee-hawww!!!

 

Na, Na, Na, Na... I told you I could get out with my bottled water, car keys, and still stay dry! Now hurry up and give me the 100 bucks before the salesman comes looking for the car.

 

anyone for a window seat ?

 

The Cuban's newest way to board boats bound for America

 

Another successful graduate of the Stevie Wonder Driving School.

-Mike-

 

"See, I told you the boat was more than a car length from the dock..."

 

OK, I go up to the white boat, hang a sharp left...then what?

 

yeah i just put twin turbo on it mabey i should let out on the clutch a lil easier next time

 

Real Estate Agent: And this little charmer has ocean front parking...