Jet Fuel
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Jet Fuel
Jet Fuel
A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics
are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged
over and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything
to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you
can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So
they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and
have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do.
The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid
to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful
hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good,
in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER!
The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says,
"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually
feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel
great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we
ought to do this more often!"
"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's
that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No...Why?" "Well, DON'T,
'cause I'm in PHOENIX!"
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A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics
are in the hanger at JFK airport in New York; it's fogged
over and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything
to drink?" The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you
can drink jet fuel and that will give you a buzz." So
they decide to try the jet fuel, they get trashed and
have a good old time like only drinkin buddies can do.
The following morning one of them wakes up and is afraid
to sit up for fear his head will explode from the awful
hangover he's going to have. He gets up and feels good,
in fact he feels GREAT! NO HANGOVER!
The phone rings and it's his buddy. The buddy says,
"Hey how are you feeling this morning? I'm actually
feeling really good!" The buddy says, "Me too! I feel
great! Man that jet fuel is great stuff! No hangover...we
ought to do this more often!"
"Yeah, we could but there's just one thing...." "What's
that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No...Why?" "Well, DON'T,
'cause I'm in PHOENIX!"
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From: The Bluegrass State
Originally posted by 01 XLT Sport
I am having a RockPick moment, forgive me...
I am having a RockPick moment, forgive me...
RP
and see what R.P. can come up with to get '01 sport' back after saying that.
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From: Stinkin Joisey
Originally posted by RockPick
I'm not here for the night and you take cheap shots at me EVERYWHERE... I'm just begining to sort out all the crap you've said about me... bonehead...
RP
I'm not here for the night and you take cheap shots at me EVERYWHERE... I'm just begining to sort out all the crap you've said about me... bonehead...
RP
