I saw a sticker on a girls car one time that said "Don't stare at me."

 

A friend of mine has this one on his Dodge !! It is against Fords but it is funny as crap!!!


Refering to his Diesel.....

"I'd Rather Be Cummin than Stroking!"

I have to laugh at it!!

https://www.f150online.com/galleries....cfm?gnum=2363

98 Supercab
XLT Lariat 4X4
FIPK K and N
Airaid Throttle Body Spacer
Flowmaster Exhaust
2 MTX 8's
MTX 325 amp
Radio Bar (neon)
2 Neon under the front seats
Connex 3300 CB
150 Watt Linear

 

FRONT: Life's a b@tch

BACK: And then you marry one!

 

Sticker that was placed up side down on a lifted jeep (CJ-7)
*If you can read this...flip me back over*
Sticker on a chicks f-body lurking around Ft. Lauderdale/Miami
*If you can beat me, you can eat me*

 

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

OT, but next time someone asks you " Hey, how's the wife and my kids?"

Just say:

"The wife's good, but the kids are retarded"


Habibi