Why cant i be rich instead of so damn good looking!
JJ

 

This one's a T-shirt.

Picture the Trix cereal rabbit on a box of trix cereal and instead of the norm' on the box it say's, Silly ******, Dix are for Chix.

 

this was on a old 7 color p.o.s. "Dont laugh its paid for"

licence plate "ti evom" lookin at it in the rear view mirror it says move it

 

My all time favorite is:

"Your father should have pulled out early"




and I have seen:

"Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

 

Lol.....not a funny sticker but nothing is more classic than catchin one of your buddies parked somewhere and brandin his ride with a "I Support Gay Rights" sign........hahahahahaahahaa those are classic!! oh yea!!
JJ

 

dont laugh mister, your daughter may be in here.

***, grass, or gas, no one rides free

 

On an F-350 Duallie w/ 42's and about 12 inches of lift:

Eatin' Dodges... *****tin Chevy's

-Flea

 

Hey Fleas-

Are you the one that had that hilarious poster stating: " Racing your Honda is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded?"

My friend has a honda and I wanted to print off a copy of it.
It has that kid running the marathon with the Honda shirt on...remember...

Please post it again if you still have it.

Thanks.

 

FIRST IRAQ, THEN GERMANY AND FRANCE!

 

The site that hosts them is down right now; I'll post them as soon as I get a chance to.

-Flea

 

From the rear bumper of a friend of mines pick-up

"God loves you, the rest of us think your an @sshole"

Marc

 

Right on Flea

 

you have the usual "Honda Power" or "Type R Racing" or "100% Bling"

this one i made up. it goes "My truck has more torque than hp. I guess that makes me a stupid redneck"

but then theres the classic.... "***** happens"

 

Saw this one yesterday on a 4Runner with an Auburn University sticker..."You're ugly and your mother sends you to 'Bama!" I guess it's an SEC rivalry thing!

 

"Somedays You're the Fly...
& Someday's you're the Windshield"