Here's one i saw on the back of an old pos buick: "I bought a gun for my wife, it was the best trade i ever made"

 

"Don't be sexist, Bi*ches hate that."

"Ax me about ebonics."

 

Galffer, I like that one! LOL

 

One I have been looking for has a head-on look at a revolver and text "If you can read this you are in range"

 

Mike B'ham--my mom went to Auburn - she would love that. I still love the shirt that reads:
The good--Auburn
The bad--Alabama
The ugly--Gators

 

HEY

Mine says:

My two favorite College Teams
The Gators & whomever plays Fla State

 

No bags, No switches = No fat Bit**'s

or a shirt I saw with Mr Rogers that said welcome to my hood, with good old Mr Rogers holding a chrome 38.

 

They use PMS because mad cow disease was already taken.

 

on a pos "dont laugh its paid for"

 

I saw one the other day the said,

"My other ride is my wife"

On a tubed(sp?) and blown 70's 454 vette,

"Bet me"

One of my favorites,

"Vote for whirled peas"

An oldie but a goodie, you used to be able to buy these little stickers that were the picture of a screw. You would take these little stickers and put them over the heart on peoples "I (heart) whatever" bumper stickers!!

 

I saw this on one of those black limo's that carries deceased people. I think it's called a Hurst (sp)??? It said, " Our prices won't kill you! "

 

"Gone Chevy Hunting....Back in 12 Seconds"

"Let The A@@ Kicking Commence"

 

Peacemaker~

I guess that's as out of place as seeing a sticker that says "Don't worry be happy!" on the same type of vehicle (Hurst).

 

don't laugh your daughter may be in here,smells like fish,taste like chicken.also,hows your wife and my kid

 

saw one on a bike board that said....
"your little princess is my little *****"