Ok Im going out of my mind...My truck seeems to be a frigggin target for birds to **** on! It only happens in my driveway. They tend to aim for the mirrors and tonneu cover(anything black) Its diving me absolutely insane, and its only march! This happened on my black mustang last year but all of a sudden it stoped! And I want it to stop again! Someone please help me! Why is this happening?

 

Probably because you suck at life.

Do you park under a tree or out in the open? Try parking in different spots if you can.

 

I tried parking all over the driveway and the bastards still move their bowels on my damn truck! I've seen them do it, theyre little birds.I think Im gonna have to go buy a bb gun!

 

just leave little cups of coolant on your house roof

 

I park under a tree also. I put up one of those fake owls. Mount it on one of the lower limbs. You wont have any birds, guaranteed.

 

I like the way you think!

 

 

Im gonna put the damn owl on my truck at night!

 

What color is your truck? I read somewhere the government did a survey and birds crap on white cars the most.

 

While in Iowa, I think an Eagle shat on my truck. I've never seen bird crap like it before, and it was EVERYWHERE. It was almost like sap. But, I was parked in the middle of a lot. And sap can't be shot at an angle...

 

HAHA! That one made me laugh! My truck is silver with red stripes, but the birds only **** on the black areas like sit on the side mirros and do their business and on the tonneau cover and squat one

 

>>>I'm gonna put the damn owl on my truck at night!<<<

There ya go. I never thought about that one. Either way, I haven't seen nary a sparrow since I mounted that owl. I got the idea from a local supermarket. Pigeons used to crap all over their signage.

 

Might be time to invest in a truck/car cover if the situation does not improve?

 

Yea, a car cover would definatey work. I bought one for my mustang when this happened last year. The only thing with that is its a pain in the ***** to put it on and off every night! But then again its a pain in the ***** to clean bird **** every morning! Thanks for the input