Aside from their crap they are more thn happy to bomb all over the paint, these filthy beasts have caused me trouble...

I walked outside today in the parking lot, and saw that the birds were trying to land on my hood. Their claws were, of couse, outstretched, and I now have these mega-sized swirls. I know how t remove the swirls/light scratches, but I have yet to figure out how to get rid of the birds or make them not want to land on my hood. Any input is appriciated.

BTW--I don't want to be shooting BB's at the birds--for fear of hitting the sacred truck. Also, it's an open parking lot, no shade, no protection.

Thanks in advance for your help.

 

Buy you a truck cover.

http://www.f150store.com/Shop/ViewPr...35&SortOrder=1

 

Hang a owl on your antenna. Nope not a real one! But they have some very realistic fabricated ones that will do the job. Ask a pest control person in your area.
Uhh, of course you should take the owl off while driving! LOL

 

feed them some alka seltzer! maybe mix it with some seeds and honey in small pieces. bye bye birds

 

owl would work too, just put it up on the hood or anywhere near the truck in plain sight really.

 

Or you need this one instead of truck

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...634&q=ford+ads

and this

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...048&q=ford+ads

 

yes get an owl from home depot or local garden center.

 

Those are pretty funny, animal actavists were going nuts when those came out.

 

Lets hide out in the bushes with our 22s ready, when you see them comming... BAM! I like the Owl idea too get a very well tamed one & try it

 

oh man that cat one is hilarious

 

Did you see the head drop inide of the car??? lol

Thanks to all who responded. I'll head off to Home depot asap to get one of those owls.

 

It COULD be worse....

 

Bad Place to park the Benz.....Glad that's not mine!!

 

For sure this one parked on BIRD'S SANCTUARY......

 

DAMN!!!!

same reaction as to the first time I saw that pic a few months back