If you are getting married again do you get to register for your wedding presents? This could be a good thing.

 

Nah, she knows the story of my first bachelor party. She would never allow it to happen and still be my wife. Hell, I almost didn't get married the frist time because of the bachelor party. Women.. You can't live with them and you can't bring a hot stripper home with you. Geez..

 

I can just see her family now calling her from Florida and telling her they got her the Kitchen Aid stand mixer she always wanted, but whats a Fabtech 6" kit and why does it cost so much?

 

I'm thinking that I need to find a way to code in a wedding registry on the website The invitations would look nice. The couple is registered at Wal-mart, JCPenney and TascaFordParts.com ... there is potential there.

 

Brilliant idea, I wouldn't have minded if a truck parts store was an option for registering. Do it, you'll make millions.

 

Don't forget the gift wrapping?

 

Well... its cool you got a woman though. Shes gotta understand the truck is the 2nd lady though, cant focus on just one all the time, truck needs its attention

 

This brings up a good point...is this a legally binding ceremony??? I'm sure that you love your wife and plan to say "I do"....BUT...maybe you could use this as a way of ohhh...I hate to use the term blackmail....but rather...incentive to get your truck mods.

 

A brown box that has a UPS label...is gift wrapping

 

PRENUP! LMAO!!

Happy Aniversary honey.. Pay no attention to the ground shipping lable on your gift...

 

Mod or marriage..hmmmm. Well at least you got the rims!!
Crazy what they find a necessity isn't it?.

I mentioned wanting to get a new compound bow the other day to mine, and...well...she said no. Looks like I'll have to have it sent to my buds house.

 

Last year I went to a gun show "to look around" and came back with a matching pair of Glocks, a 38 revolver and a Para-ordnance .45 ACP and my wife flipped the hell out! LOL I told her I got a good deal but that didn't work for me like it does for her. Lol

 

You need to say how much you saved. that is the trick. When they come home and say "luck at all the stuff I got and I saved $150" to which I reply "you may have saved $150 but you spent $200" its always how much you save.

 

Yeah, I figured that part out a little too late. Now I use that on my truck parts.

 

Dude, becoming a woman--that woudl be expensive