No ding protection
Funny Story True.
Last summer I pulled in to 7 Eleven after my gym workout to purchase some gum. My 04 Screw is 6" lifted on 35". As always I park as far as possible from the door dingers. On this day one spot was left and once again parked thinking I had enough distance from the 2 door Neon next to me. As I'm searching for change I notice this REALLY FAT 20 something girl exit carrying one big gulp and two large bags of chips. Oblivious that I next to her she heftily onehanded her door forcefully right into mine. I rolled down the window and say "Hey". I got out, walked around, looked at where her door contacted mine, saw some loose paint and said to her "you just damaged my truck" then looking at the side of her door I noticed her
edge completly chipped. I said "look at your door you do this all the time". She says "whats your problem you big muscle goof" stunned, I say "you YOUR my problem you BIG FAT TUB OF LARD" I'm looking now at my truck and see the paint chips are from some other car she banged into. My truck fortunatly didn't sustain and damage. I looked at her and said " GO AHEAD AND EAT YOUR CHIPS AND BIG GULP. YOUR GONNA GET SO FAT YOUR NOT GONNA FIT IN YOUR CAR AND WE"RE ALL GONNA BE SAFE.
No Fat Chicks.
Norm
Last summer I pulled in to 7 Eleven after my gym workout to purchase some gum. My 04 Screw is 6" lifted on 35". As always I park as far as possible from the door dingers. On this day one spot was left and once again parked thinking I had enough distance from the 2 door Neon next to me. As I'm searching for change I notice this REALLY FAT 20 something girl exit carrying one big gulp and two large bags of chips. Oblivious that I next to her she heftily onehanded her door forcefully right into mine. I rolled down the window and say "Hey". I got out, walked around, looked at where her door contacted mine, saw some loose paint and said to her "you just damaged my truck" then looking at the side of her door I noticed her
edge completly chipped. I said "look at your door you do this all the time". She says "whats your problem you big muscle goof" stunned, I say "you YOUR my problem you BIG FAT TUB OF LARD" I'm looking now at my truck and see the paint chips are from some other car she banged into. My truck fortunatly didn't sustain and damage. I looked at her and said " GO AHEAD AND EAT YOUR CHIPS AND BIG GULP. YOUR GONNA GET SO FAT YOUR NOT GONNA FIT IN YOUR CAR AND WE"RE ALL GONNA BE SAFE.
No Fat Chicks.
Norm
Last edited by enormous; Mar 8, 2006 at 10:28 PM.
Originally Posted by enormous
Funny Story True.
Last summer I pulled in to 7 Eleven after my gym workout to purchase some gum. My 04 Screw is 6" lifted on 35". As always I park as far as possible from the door dingers. On this day one spot was left and once again parked thinking I had enough distance from the 2 door Neon next to me. As I'm searching for change I notice this REALLY FAT 20 something girl exit carrying one bid gulp and two large bags of chips. Oblivious that I next to her she heftily onehanded her door forcefully right into mine. I rolled down the window and say "Hey". I got out, walked around, looked at where her door contacted mine, saw some loose paint and said to her "you just damaged my truck" then looking at the side of her door I noticed her
edge completly chipped. I said "look at your door you do this all the time". She says "whats your problem you big muscle goof" stunned, I say "you YOUR my problem you BIG FAT TUB OF LARD" I'm looking now at my truck and see the paint chips are from some other car she banged into. My truck fortunatly didn't sustain and damage. I looked at her and said " GO AHEAD AND EAT YOUR CHIPS AND BIG GULP. YOUR GONNA GET SO FAT YOUR NOT GONNA FIT IN YOUR CAR AND WE"RE ALL GONNA BE SAFE.
No Fat Chicks.
Norm
Last summer I pulled in to 7 Eleven after my gym workout to purchase some gum. My 04 Screw is 6" lifted on 35". As always I park as far as possible from the door dingers. On this day one spot was left and once again parked thinking I had enough distance from the 2 door Neon next to me. As I'm searching for change I notice this REALLY FAT 20 something girl exit carrying one bid gulp and two large bags of chips. Oblivious that I next to her she heftily onehanded her door forcefully right into mine. I rolled down the window and say "Hey". I got out, walked around, looked at where her door contacted mine, saw some loose paint and said to her "you just damaged my truck" then looking at the side of her door I noticed her
edge completly chipped. I said "look at your door you do this all the time". She says "whats your problem you big muscle goof" stunned, I say "you YOUR my problem you BIG FAT TUB OF LARD" I'm looking now at my truck and see the paint chips are from some other car she banged into. My truck fortunatly didn't sustain and damage. I looked at her and said " GO AHEAD AND EAT YOUR CHIPS AND BIG GULP. YOUR GONNA GET SO FAT YOUR NOT GONNA FIT IN YOUR CAR AND WE"RE ALL GONNA BE SAFE.
No Fat Chicks.
Norm
Man, that was rude....
Funny, but rude...
What i hate most is you try and protect your truck by parking way away from everyone else and when you come back to your truck there will be a car parked next to your truck when there was plenty of parking spaces that they could have parked in. But decide to park right next to your truck.
Originally Posted by hmustang
What i hate most is you try and protect your truck by parking way away from everyone else and when you come back to your truck there will be a car parked next to your truck when there was plenty of parking spaces that they could have parked in. But decide to park right next to your truck.
Originally Posted by Bighersh
Or Wal-Mart


