wait a minute, that was a race? I thought you were driving normally, if you hadn't told me I never would have know that, that was a race


















wow, talk about a blistering speed; you almost broke the speed limit



you guys ran all of 1st gear?




and what's with the trucker/stripper hat on your dash???

 

alright guys, get this:

I was on my way home today and i stop at a redlight. a 2003 Harley Davidson F-150 with a 2.3L whipple pulls in the left lane, and a 2002 Lightning twin turbo in the right lane. I think to myself: "ive got all my stickers and with my bigger pistons, I'll pull on them"

so the light goes green and and with a "chirp chirp chirp" i end first gear redlining at 15 mph. the lightning is no where in sight, his turbos taking too long to spool and the harley being so heavy he probably stalled. six seconds later im in second and dump the clutch acclerating through 25 mph. i redline again, this time shifting into third at 45 mph. i can hear the whipple gaining on me but again no lightning. I'm going through 50mph and i see the HD out of the corner of my left eye and im stretching third. every nanosecond i feel my six cylinders firing, knowing that my $400 programmer went to good use or else i'd be in the dust right now. do i dare try fifth? no, i decide, i dont want those slowmatics to get me on the upshift. I press onward, stretching my fourth all the way out to 3500, with the loud whine of a supercharger in my left ear and something sounding like two tornadoes coming into my right mirror. the lightning finally decides to join the party. we're going through 65 mph, my heart beating- this is a race that will go down in history. the TT lightning is catching up with its harmonic tornadoes sucking the air out of my right ear and the whip'ed HD trying to turn those massive bling blings. almost...there... i can see the next intersection ahead. will i make it?

stay tuned for next week, folks!

 

^^^ you should have been a Fiction writer because you can make up pretty good make believe stories....

 

next week is how long it will take him to get to the next block!

 

next week hes gonna say " and the lightning blows my dam doors off and his taillights fade outta sight "

 

So anyone who is in Houston who wants to prove how WEAK my 5.4 is?!?! Ill be here alllll summer! Im in the katy area. let me know. Jake has first dibs, might be quite close off the line (me: 3.55 and 35" bfg km2's, jake 4.56 and 35" bfg at's) I guess we will have to find out...

 

this is a non-fiction story guys. c'mon, I swear, my truck can beat anything out there. i just need to stop by VatoZone and pick up some more stickers

 

Damn you dont like my stripper hat?!? I put it on when im at my limit for drinking so no one else gives me drinks. <--- Used it the past couple nights.

 

I have family emergency but hot damn I guess this is too damn important for your ignorant ***. Dont expect me on much longer today and I wont be on for a couple more days jackass.

 

how am i ignorant? i simply asked a question..as to where you ran off to, im sorry i dont stalk you and know you are having family problems.. ****

 

I dont know. I'll explain when im not stressing like a ****. Sorry for being an ***.

 

group hug guys

 

More like group line up for the firing squad, -this threads getting boring..

 

calling the kettle black, are we?

 

Call it what you want, - just light the burner, or something.