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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 05:08 AM
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from Bizzare News

Both men and women have personal property that they like to keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner. Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may become upset with them over the item(s).

Now I will not disclose any information about my personal possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the consequences that may result if their significant other finds the stash.

However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a poor Vermont man for getting caught watching **** by his wife. After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next room.

As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want to think about being a little more open with your partner about your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of firearm in your home.

Take care,
~Chris
 
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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 10:03 AM
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MY GOD!
I don't think mine would ever get that pissed....atleast I hope not

*Dashes around room trying to find a better hidding spot for the goods*
 
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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 12:20 PM
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good lord, that woman has problems!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 12:37 PM
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So does he!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 12:57 PM
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"but honey if you looked like her i would be looking at you instead"
 
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Old Dec 11, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Why keep the VHS or the print, you can download anything you want from KAZAA, no that I would or anything
 
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