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Old Sep 9, 2011 | 04:59 PM
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GREAT TRUTHS

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-- Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class ... save Congress.
-- Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-- Aesop

FIVE BEST SENTENCES

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for ... another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!
 
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Old Sep 9, 2011 | 05:40 PM
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I have always had a love for Abraham Lincoln.


You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.


--Abraham Lincoln
 
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Old Sep 9, 2011 | 05:51 PM
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These just make you realize the obvious.

We (the people) have been arguing, complaining, and attempting to rectify the same issues since the written word began to spread.

They say you learn from your mistakes......... these quotes unequivocally prove that theorem wrong.
 
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Old Sep 9, 2011 | 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by serotta
These just make you realize the obvious.

We (the people) have been arguing, complaining, and attempting to rectify the same issues since the written word began to spread.

They say you learn from your mistakes......... these quotes unequivocally prove that theorem wrong.
X2. Yet man cannot get things right after several millenia. It's pretty obvious we never will without God, as our rebellion continues.
 
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Old Sep 9, 2011 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluejay
I like a lot of these!


GREAT TRUTHS

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-- Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-- Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class ... save Congress.
-- Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-- Thomas Jefferson

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
-- Aesop

FIVE BEST SENTENCES

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for ... another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation!
I am completely flabbergasted. Such wisdom in the World and we prefer to play with our own poop.

I loved everyone of those btw. Thanks for posting.
 
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Old Sep 10, 2011 | 07:48 AM
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These are great, and a conservative manifesto of sorts.
 
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Old Sep 10, 2011 | 10:13 AM
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Best thread yet! Why do the majority of voters not realize these truths?
 
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Old Sep 11, 2011 | 11:07 AM
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X2. Yet man cannot get things right after several millenia. It's pretty obvious we never will without God, as our rebellion continues.
Frank, please don't take this negatively, 'cause that's not the way I intend it.

I'm guessing most of us will agree, If we keep doing things the same old way, we will keep getting the same old results.

God's been around for a couple of years or so, how's that gonna change things?
 
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Old Sep 11, 2011 | 01:59 PM
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Good list Blue.

Mr O'Rourke's comments pretty interesting, so I looked him up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._J._O%27Rourke

O'Rourke was an early proponent of Gonzo journalism; one of his earliest and best-regarded pieces was "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-**** Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink", a National Lampoon article in March 1979.[2] The article was republished in two of his books, Republican Party Reptile (1987) and Driving Like Crazy (2009). O'Rourke is well known for his combination of conservative economic views and libertarian views on vice such as sex and drugs.[3]
I sometimes can't find the line between liberal and conservative, but number 13 on the list sounds like a conservative to me. Just an observation.

The list hits the nail on the head
 

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Old Sep 11, 2011 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by serotta
Frank, please don't take this negatively, 'cause that's not the way I intend it.

I'm guessing most of us will agree, If we keep doing things the same old way, we will keep getting the same old results.

God's been around for a couple of years or so, how's that gonna change things?
My point was that we have not done things God's way, as a whole. And it isn't working. Here it is 2011, and with all of our 'knowledge', we are still fighting wars. Pure rebellion is all it is.
 
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Old Sep 11, 2011 | 08:54 PM
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My point was that we have not done things God's way, as a whole. And it isn't working. Here it is 2011, and with all of our 'knowledge', we are still fighting wars. Pure rebellion is all it is.
I have to agree with you here, Frank. How can we outlaw wars?

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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank S
My point was that we have not done things God's way, as a whole. And it isn't working. Here it is 2011, and with all of our 'knowledge', we are still fighting wars. Pure rebellion is all it is.
What is God’s way?
 
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Frank S
My point was that we have not done things God's way, as a whole. And it isn't working. Here it is 2011, and with all of our 'knowledge', we are still fighting wars. Pure rebellion is all it is.
This is an interesting take. I just have two questions. What war are we fighting now and why are we fighting it? I think if you look at what is going on you will find it is a war of religion, not of science.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 06:58 AM
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My point was that we have not done things God's way, as a whole. And it isn't working. Here it is 2011, and with all of our 'knowledge', we are still fighting wars. Pure rebellion is all it is.
So by "pure rebellion" you mean we are essentially the petulant child, fighting God's will?
 
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 10:30 AM
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So if it's pure rebellion just who are the rebels? Surely not both sides.
 
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