Saw this several years ago on a car with a beautiful blonde driving:

Do you want to get laid?
Crawl up a chickens *** and wait!

 

just finished making one for my back window

AM BURNING THE GAS
YOUR PRIUS IS SAVING

picture in my album

 

the back of my ski boat says "4 Play"

 

"Lowered so my Homies pants won't fall off jumpin' in"

 

 

I know its sick but kinda funny
OR
Incest ...as long as you keep it in the family.

Born Free Taxed to death

Saw this on a trip to Denmark

Get a 40% return on your money.. Invest in Alcohol

 

Saw this on an el camino with a 390 FE in it.
LIKE A ROCK WITH A FORD BLOCK.

this was on a mid 90's caprice estate wagon w/LT1
FORGET THE GROCERIES WE ARE HAULIN ***.

some others.
Happiness is seeing your mother in law on the back of a milk carton.

No fat chicks... It's only a half ton

Chevy convention = support group

Ram head fellating Calvin wearing a Ford bandana

Waiting for trust fund (on a rusted out beater)

It's not rust.... It's PATINA!!!

It's a car not a phone booth

H.O.N.D.A Harley owners need dependable alternatives

Marines make better lovers.... Ask any Army wife

A Nissan Sentra GXE with trunk letters re arrainged.... RENT A SEX.

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Gas engine idle... Glug Glug Glug
Prius idle.... Homo Homo Homo

If you can read this... The b***h just passed you! ( shirt on a female biker)

PETA people eating tasty animals

Your hole is my goal

Blondes have more fun..... They require the whole team!

Give a cop viagra... he gets taller

Blue oval, blue collar, gettin the job done!

Survived cash for clunkers.(my dads 86 f150)

Well I hope you get a chuckle out of these as I did

 

My buddy has this on his back window. "Stupid ricer useless wings are for penguins" then has a picture of a penguin under it.

 

I saw this one on the back of a biker....you remember the old sticker..."if you can read this....you're too close"..... his shirt said " if you can read this....the bitch fell off"....

 

so far "the lower i go, the more she likes it" and "Ram the daughter, Dodge the father" are the best ones ive seen in here.

 

i have my name on my door and my best friends on the other. "@$$.hole""

 

I saw not long ago a truck that looked to be around late 90's early 2000, had a slip tank in the truck bed, and a sticker that read "redneck". What made this truck so freakin funny was on the tailgate it said "This truck was purchased by selling Mary Kay products" I think i almost crashed i was laughing so hard.

 

someones probably already said this one but this is the back of my truck
"Don't Stare, Your Daughter Might Be Inside"

 

This kinda makes fun of Ford, but its hilarious,

"I'd rather be cummins then strokin'!"

 

I have two on my truck:

If the fish won't bite force feed em( it has an arrow through a fish for bowfishing)

If you object to logging, try using plastic tiolet paper.