A chopped top version called the splitwood, code named Bobbit on the production line.

 

LOL

 

How about one for hyperchondriacs..... TreatedWood......

 

See one that is burning(hopefully that will never happen) or with flame graphics...firewood.

Or while it is sitting in your driveway....sawin'wood.

 

I have heard about the new compact car version called the Volkswagonwood, the one everybody likes called the GoodWood, the one that gets you in trouble with the misses called BadWood, the one with the extra-ghetto security called the HoodWood, the musical version called the Woodwig van Beethoven, the Campbell's soup version called the Mm Mm Wood, the one made custom for John Cougar Mellencamp called the Hurt So Wood, the stripped version called WoodLite, the one for tech students called WoodShop, a smaller slimmer version called the WhiteWood, and Mr. Rogers is going to have one called It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighbor-Wood!

 

How long did it take you to think of all those pickup man?

 

GM version of the blackwood, its call the "suckingwood"

 

Could be the Cr*pwood too

 

You guys are killing me!!!

How about the one in the new Robin Hood movie, the Lincoln
Sher-wood.

 

Or the lumberjack version called "we"ve got-WOOD"
I cant sleep im trying to come up with more wood jokes!!!

 

Pickup Man, My cap is off to you! That's a lot of wood! LMAO!!

How about a convertible version for all those outdoorsy types. it could be the Windwood, lol. Well,, maybe the Showinwood?? hehehe,,,,,98

 

I know i'm a lil late on this, but why not call it the KINGWOOD?? Lincoln is top of the line isn't it??

 

I just heard they just started production of the 4x4 version. It'll have a 4" lift and is called the "Little Woody".

 

Heard there was a deal with Warner Brothers to produce the "Woodywood Pecker" version.

 

i heard a new commerative version to honor our space program is out, code named : "Houston,, Wehavewood"