Funny Ad on ebay for 2002 Lightning
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Funny Ad on ebay for 2002 Lightning
Here's what the guy wrote about his 2002 L he is selling on ebay. I thought it was amusing:
SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Driving this truck will have some side effects they are and may include-Adrenaline Overdose, Staring Disorders, Massive Ego Boost,Lung Damage From Tire Smoke Inhalation,and Voluntary Whiplash. This is the SVT Lightning this is one bad Betty she has 380 Horsepower and 450 Ft.Lbs of vertebrae shattering torque. This is the vehicle for the person who wants to go to the hardware store and on the way home smoke anything that pulls up next to you. If your not out to have fun with your vehicle or to have something that sticks out don’t look here. If you want to know how good the gas mileage is trust me you don’t need this truck and it don’t need you. But if your looking for a constant Adrenaline rush being the envy of the neighborhood, and smoking the competition whatever that may be than this is the beast for you. Her performance is well documented except for the most important she will get you from 0 to laid in 1.3 seconds. Not only are you buying the truck it’s a instant Libido enhancement too. Everyone knows chicks dig fast cars or trucks this is a fast truck you can’t loose. This truck has tinted windows , XM Radio and a Anderson Motorsports Cold air Kit. It has a existing warranty and only 6013 miles. She is fast, she is cherry and she can be all yours so bid take the chance trust me you won’t regret it. (Libido Enhancer works for Female drivers to.)
SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: Driving this truck will have some side effects they are and may include-Adrenaline Overdose, Staring Disorders, Massive Ego Boost,Lung Damage From Tire Smoke Inhalation,and Voluntary Whiplash. This is the SVT Lightning this is one bad Betty she has 380 Horsepower and 450 Ft.Lbs of vertebrae shattering torque. This is the vehicle for the person who wants to go to the hardware store and on the way home smoke anything that pulls up next to you. If your not out to have fun with your vehicle or to have something that sticks out don’t look here. If you want to know how good the gas mileage is trust me you don’t need this truck and it don’t need you. But if your looking for a constant Adrenaline rush being the envy of the neighborhood, and smoking the competition whatever that may be than this is the beast for you. Her performance is well documented except for the most important she will get you from 0 to laid in 1.3 seconds. Not only are you buying the truck it’s a instant Libido enhancement too. Everyone knows chicks dig fast cars or trucks this is a fast truck you can’t loose. This truck has tinted windows , XM Radio and a Anderson Motorsports Cold air Kit. It has a existing warranty and only 6013 miles. She is fast, she is cherry and she can be all yours so bid take the chance trust me you won’t regret it. (Libido Enhancer works for Female drivers to.)
LOL!
