who has the best terror story...phreaking out your passengers in the L

whenever me and someone else get in my truck sometimes ill reach over and stick my key in the airbag switch and turn it off just to see their face, and when they ask what im doing i tell them "it helps my truck go way faster!!" then i love to see the face they give me then!!

 

Here's my terrorized passenger at an auto-x event holding on for dear life!

 

I tell them "Put on your seatbelt, or hold on. I saw saw this in a cartoon once, and I'm pretty sure I can do it."

 

I just point to the window ...

 

Put on your helmet, then when they say what do you need that for? I respond, oh it's just incase, but you should be fine!!

BTW I have tinted windows so no one else can see me!

 

I had my uncle in the fetal position on the front seat ! The guy was amost crying as i was going around a corner sideways . I told him hes too much of a ******* and how can he be a nascar fan if he doesnt enjoy speed! Im such a A$$

 

I like flooring it from a stop

Or occasionally if no one is on the road but me, give it some gas around a turn Works every time.

Also for some reason everytime I go to merge on a highway everyone grabs the Jesus handles.

 

Some guy came to the house and asked if he could have a ride in the L. So my dad took him for a quick little ride. The guy was doing fine till they hit 140 and slowed to 100 entering the curve. as they got into the second curve they were going 70mph and speed up to 80mph and the back end was sliding. Leaving the curve they hit 100 and had to slow to 50 to make the curve. Then a stop sign. When they came back, the guy got out and was visibally shaking while walking to his truck trying to get the key's out of his pocket.



and here is my Auto-X pic!!!

 

i scare my passengers by doing donuts at our old high school parking lot. Once we had 9 people in my truck. Cops didnt think that was a good idea. Oh well.

 

green_98 i noticed you have a 53 i wanna see the pics! ive got a 54 1/2, its posted in my gallery

 

simply depress the pedal on the right...usually i get something like "that thing SCREAMS - LITERALLY!"

 

mine, as it says is a 53. I bought it in late '98 (my fresh year in high school) for 2500 out of las vegas. my dad and i proceeded to tear it down to the frame and invest 21k in it. Its georgous! I dont have pics on the internet yet but soon i will. I can send you one in the mail if you want?

 

i dont have a L but i still scare people i had a chick with me one time and pulled into the parking lot at the mall and goosed it and did about 3 donuts then out ran the 3 gay guys in the mall security golf cart i also pulled the hemet trick i had the 4-wheeler on the truck the day befor and just didnt bother takin my helmet outta the cab and i had a friend hop in and i tossed it to him the look on his face was priceless

 

A couple weeks ago during a brief visit with the folks, my Buick LeSabre loving Father stated.. "I want to ride the Lightning." (subtle Metallica reference that he didn't get). Instant Hetfield mode ensued.

"OK Dad, Hop in and buckle up."

Having been raised in a rural area, we headed out to the ' test road' of my mispent youth. Generally, we round a slight curve at 25 mph, stop, then launch. NAH

Sped up, apexed the turn at approx 60, mashed the gas at the exit and took it to 135.

all I recall hearing amist my laughter was something along the lines of

"Hey! Are you going to slo...... OH NO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! HOLY SH*********T. WOW this thing is fast. What is that screaming sound? Don't tell your mother."

 

well i dont have a lightning yet, but girls dad has one, a 2001 Red, and he wasnt home so she let me take it out. I had some other kid in the truck and he didnt know how to drive it too well. So i was in an empty parking lot and did a couple donuts and finished it off with a nice loud and smokey fish tail out of there. I cant wait till i get mine. The kid in the passenger seat never let go of the "woman handle" till i turned the truck off. haha.