Perfect California
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From: Fresno CA USA
California likes my guns just fine...................No wait, guns? What guns? I don't own any guns, sir.........Heck, I'm a democrat, why would I want to own a gun? I want to go on record right now as a tree hugger sir.........No, I'm not trying to suck up sir, I really am a bleeding heart liberal.......No, you won't need that baton sir, I'll be quiet now. No, really...I will......Ouch....
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From: "Enjoy every sandwich" - Warren Zevon
It all balances out...
Here in Minnesota, we may not have balmy weather all year 'round, but at least we never had Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan. And no, Jesse may have been an idiot, but at least he was good for a few laughs.
Nor do we pay a Zillion $$$$$$$$ for a little cheesebox house; nor do we spend 4 hrs (each way) on a daily commute.
And even if blond Norsk maidens keep the blood circulating, I think I do prefer chix in bikinis.
...and our Lightnings all have lower mileage because we have to hibernate them.
Nor do we pay a Zillion $$$$$$$$ for a little cheesebox house; nor do we spend 4 hrs (each way) on a daily commute.
And even if blond Norsk maidens keep the blood circulating, I think I do prefer chix in bikinis.
...and our Lightnings all have lower mileage because we have to hibernate them.
god you guys kill me 
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From: Chatsworth, California
whoa whoa whoa, back east lightning owners are bitter heh. Don't be angry because we don't have an "off" season! Even though its supposed to rain here on friday....."California, where the weather changes every 20 seconds!"
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I could have gone my intire life without reading this post, but I have been brought in by the all mighty "WGAF gods" to reply.
The weather can be the nicest thig and can be the worst thing. It can get the lady's looking good, and can take off your toes without warning. So learn to not sweat the little things.
Cheers to diversity
The weather can be the nicest thig and can be the worst thing. It can get the lady's looking good, and can take off your toes without warning. So learn to not sweat the little things.
Cheers to diversity
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From: La Habra, CA
Just don't drive your Lightning in the inland empire or desert this week. It'll be sandblasted for free. High winds and dust are not good for your paint! 
We do have an"off" season. It goes from Dec. 15 to Jan. 15th.
We do have an"off" season. It goes from Dec. 15 to Jan. 15th.
Last edited by Jay Lincoln; Nov 26, 2002 at 01:20 PM.
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From: Fresno CA USA
Re: It all balances out...
Originally posted by jaymz
Here in Minnesota, we may not have balmy weather all year 'round, but at least we never had Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan. And no, Jesse may have been an idiot, but at least he was good for a few laughs.
Nor do we pay a Zillion $$$$$$$$ for a little cheesebox house; nor do we spend 4 hrs (each way) on a daily commute.
And even if blond Norsk maidens keep the blood circulating, I think I do prefer chix in bikinis.
...and our Lightnings all have lower mileage because we have to hibernate them.
Here in Minnesota, we may not have balmy weather all year 'round, but at least we never had Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan. And no, Jesse may have been an idiot, but at least he was good for a few laughs.
Nor do we pay a Zillion $$$$$$$$ for a little cheesebox house; nor do we spend 4 hrs (each way) on a daily commute.
And even if blond Norsk maidens keep the blood circulating, I think I do prefer chix in bikinis.
...and our Lightnings all have lower mileage because we have to hibernate them.
And your right, Jessie is an idiot.............
And what's wrong with a four hour commute in the Lightning?
Re: Re: It all balances out...
, and it's rapidly turning into a 5 hour commute.
