BIG Rice = No Dice!
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From: "Enjoy every sandwich" - Warren Zevon
BIG Rice = No Dice!
Just a funny "kill" story (if you can call it that).
Rolled up to a stoplight last week, right next to a gold-colored ricemobile of some sort...not sure make or model...a few window decals and mild spoiler and Euro-tails.
So, just glanced over at the driver and was confronted by this HUGE guy in there who was so BIG he spilled over across the center console and into the passenger bucket seat; silver nose ring..."Christ, what a HUGE guy," is all I'm thinking.
He never even looked over at me, but when the light turned green, He revved it up and dropped the hammer and squealed out. "Oh...guess he wants to race," so I gave the L some juice and although the big dude was a couple lengths in front of me, the L sucked him up in a flash.
Not sure whether it was that his car was so slow or that he was so big or that the L was just so fast, but it sure made me chuckle!
Rolled up to a stoplight last week, right next to a gold-colored ricemobile of some sort...not sure make or model...a few window decals and mild spoiler and Euro-tails.
So, just glanced over at the driver and was confronted by this HUGE guy in there who was so BIG he spilled over across the center console and into the passenger bucket seat; silver nose ring..."Christ, what a HUGE guy," is all I'm thinking.
He never even looked over at me, but when the light turned green, He revved it up and dropped the hammer and squealed out. "Oh...guess he wants to race," so I gave the L some juice and although the big dude was a couple lengths in front of me, the L sucked him up in a flash.
Not sure whether it was that his car was so slow or that he was so big or that the L was just so fast, but it sure made me chuckle!
