Best excuses!
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Joined: Nov 2001
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From: Orlando, FL
To GF:
-At least I'm not out at strip clubs or partying with the boys
-Have I ever forgotten a birthday or anniversary?
-You're still the most important!
-But I'll save on gas mileage, which means I can buy you/us more things.
-If the truck is faster, that means I get to your house quicker to see you, and we get to spend more time.
FEW, IF ANY, OF THOSE WORK, BUT I TRY 'EM ANYWAY!
To Parents:
-"Dad, do you remember the 1970 Oldsmobile you had? Didn't you buy for it custom......"
THAT KEEPS HIM QUIET, AS HE BEGINS TO REMINISCE AND UNDERSTAND THE SHEER BEAUTY OF RAW HORSEPOWER AND MUSCLE!!!! HEHEHEHE
jc
-At least I'm not out at strip clubs or partying with the boys
-Have I ever forgotten a birthday or anniversary?
-You're still the most important!
-But I'll save on gas mileage, which means I can buy you/us more things.
-If the truck is faster, that means I get to your house quicker to see you, and we get to spend more time.
FEW, IF ANY, OF THOSE WORK, BUT I TRY 'EM ANYWAY!
To Parents:
-"Dad, do you remember the 1970 Oldsmobile you had? Didn't you buy for it custom......"
THAT KEEPS HIM QUIET, AS HE BEGINS TO REMINISCE AND UNDERSTAND THE SHEER BEAUTY OF RAW HORSEPOWER AND MUSCLE!!!! HEHEHEHE
jc