Creepy Kill(s)
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Creepy Kill(s)
What a day.....
Took the wife into town for a little "Lowe's"/"Home Depot" action and I got raided.
Local two way highway...some damn Goober in his "backyard barn burner" Chevy, with glasspipes, rolls up on me at 35 mph. Get this...no hood, no shirt, prison tatts, 4X4, two empty 30-packs in the bed, and a pit bull in the passenger seat.
Needless to say...I refrained from a "kill".. Being a nice guy....I thought "no way!" I wouldn't want to ruin the guys freakin' Old Milwaukee beer run for his goober pals that just helped him put the glass packs on.
Anyway...next redlight and he redlines the thing, chirping tires and such. My wife says "Jeeze Honey, I thought "THIS" thing was fast...THAT sounds really fast"...NUFF SAID!.
Sparked him on green and did not stop until we were at "Lowe's". He turned off a couple of miles later, she pissed her pants, and I was grinnin' from ear to ear.
Next light....Dodge 4X4, lifted, and 35-inch tires...same thing. My wife would not even blink. I said "What about that one?"...she said "looks SLOW!" I said "Damn right...it is not an L!". I proceeded to smoke it royally....
Point being..."THINK PEOPLE!" Don't try the Big Dawg unless YOU know your bigger!
Took the wife into town for a little "Lowe's"/"Home Depot" action and I got raided.
Local two way highway...some damn Goober in his "backyard barn burner" Chevy, with glasspipes, rolls up on me at 35 mph. Get this...no hood, no shirt, prison tatts, 4X4, two empty 30-packs in the bed, and a pit bull in the passenger seat.
Needless to say...I refrained from a "kill".. Being a nice guy....I thought "no way!" I wouldn't want to ruin the guys freakin' Old Milwaukee beer run for his goober pals that just helped him put the glass packs on.
Anyway...next redlight and he redlines the thing, chirping tires and such. My wife says "Jeeze Honey, I thought "THIS" thing was fast...THAT sounds really fast"...NUFF SAID!.
Sparked him on green and did not stop until we were at "Lowe's". He turned off a couple of miles later, she pissed her pants, and I was grinnin' from ear to ear.
Next light....Dodge 4X4, lifted, and 35-inch tires...same thing. My wife would not even blink. I said "What about that one?"...she said "looks SLOW!" I said "Damn right...it is not an L!". I proceeded to smoke it royally....
Point being..."THINK PEOPLE!" Don't try the Big Dawg unless YOU know your bigger!
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well, i used to rev up my yukon next to fast cars just to see how fast they were, think about it
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I tell my husband to keep it cool all the time......but, if some punk comes up & tries to play I tell him to shut him up!
Unless I'm driving, then I shut him up myself. I think it hurts a guy worse to get spanked by a woman. (no pun intended)
Unless I'm driving, then I shut him up myself. I think it hurts a guy worse to get spanked by a woman. (no pun intended)
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Madness....Yes I am and GOOD memory!
Firstly, you must realize that I live in Rural Arizona. I "kill" here is usually over at 45-50 mph in a distance of a couple of hundred feet (the roads here will not let you get any more than that). That and I accelerate my truck without spinning the tires.
No, I am not ashamed. I bought the truck to DRIVE it.
Firstly, you must realize that I live in Rural Arizona. I "kill" here is usually over at 45-50 mph in a distance of a couple of hundred feet (the roads here will not let you get any more than that). That and I accelerate my truck without spinning the tires.
No, I am not ashamed. I bought the truck to DRIVE it.
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From: Warner Robins, Ga, CSA
Originally posted by rdy2rac with
I tell my husband to keep it cool all the time......but, if some punk comes up & tries to play I tell him to shut him up! Unless I'm driving, then I shut him up myself. I think it hurts a guy worse to get spanked by a woman. (no pun intended)
I tell my husband to keep it cool all the time......but, if some punk comes up & tries to play I tell him to shut him up!
Unless I'm driving, then I shut him up myself. I think it hurts a guy worse to get spanked by a woman. (no pun intended)
Dan