OT: went out riding saturday!
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OT: went out riding saturday!
Saturday morning was a cold nasty day but me and my friends managed to get the bikes out to go riding. We got the the track and it was a mess, MUDDY clay is not a good track condition! SO we all decided to go ride anyway cause this was the last day for sure of riding for the year.
Well I got all dressed up and hopped on the bike and took off. at the first turn in the track I realized this was either going to be allot of fun or HELL! By the time I got to the second turn on the track I had about 20 pound of clay on my bike and me! Then it started. I dumped the bike for the first time and racked myself bad! But no falls no *****, or thats what we say when we wipe out anyway. I got up and kicker her and started to ride again. now I was a little scared cause that last wipe was like a totatl shock to me, WHY? HOW? WTF!?!?! is what I thoght. Well by this time my buddy rick is behind me and I new it too! So I stopped the bike and he did too. He kinda looked at me funny when he heard my bike wind up but then the confusion turn to anger as I let the clutch out and roosted him with the muddy mess from hell! Needless to say he was on a mission to get me and I knew it! So I took off and at that point my bike just decided to die out on me, my faul but still. So he saw an opportunity for the payback of a lifetime since I was smack dab in the front of the next jump with about 200 gallons of ice water on the ground below me. Well He comes on puttin by and just lays on the gas and lets the clutch out slinging rocks and mud and just about averything else that track had on it. But the best part was when the bike hooked up and lauched his **** in the air throwing him into the puddle! Sure I looked like the thing from the fantastic four, but I was laughing my **** off at him laying in the mud with the bike next to him tweaked out. PICTURE PERFECT!
Well after everyone else got out there it started to get real fun cause the track was just so unpredictable! You would never know when the bike was going to loose control and go every which way. I have been at that track 7 times now and I wipped out twice before saturday happened. 11 times count them in 1 and a half hours! And I'm not talking about little wimpy crap either. Once I was clipping pretty good (about 45mph) and the bike just went sideways and that was all she wrote! I flew off the bike on the one side and my head just bounced the hole way picking up grass and dit until I reach my final destination, THE CREEK! (we have it on tape also). I've never been so banged up and in so much pain as I was sunday and today. It was a total disaster!
Out of the 5 of us that where there I wiped the most, but I also was out there the most and I was doing the stupidest stuff (typical). But from 5 guys we counted 42 wipe outs, with 12 of them in tape! Can you smell the grammy, I CAN! HAHAHAHAHA So even though I'm hurting like hell today I never ever had such a fun time in my life!
The best of all is that I was at my friends house last night and my neck is just killing me bad, so she tells me to lie on the floor on my back and just relax! So I feel this towel go around my neck as she sits indian style behind me. Well then I feel her two feet on my shoulder also and I was thinking to myself what is she doing. Guys, I'm not going to lie to you. If a chick every trys this on you, DON'T DO IT! She just tugged on that towel like it was a fleece sweeter at a midnight sale with another woman on the other side. My circulation to my brain cutoff for a second and I new what it was like to be like sal running a 11.20 run at cecil. My perifpherial vision was enhanced as my eye ***** poped out of my eye sockets screeming for help and the killer of them all was that she tried to tell me that this was supposed to help as my spinal cord was tweaked and sprung out. I did grow about a 1/2 an inch since yesterday though! HAHAHAHAHA. A
Anyway I had fun and I just wanted to share that with you guys to make you laugh as you can picture me on my a$$ most of the day playing in the mud!
Have a great X-mas guys and I hope you all stay safe and be CAREFUL, especially you crazy L owners driving you trucks in the snow with stock tires! buy some snow shoes boys!
Later yo, ho ho ho ho
Joey!
Well I got all dressed up and hopped on the bike and took off. at the first turn in the track I realized this was either going to be allot of fun or HELL! By the time I got to the second turn on the track I had about 20 pound of clay on my bike and me! Then it started. I dumped the bike for the first time and racked myself bad! But no falls no *****, or thats what we say when we wipe out anyway. I got up and kicker her and started to ride again. now I was a little scared cause that last wipe was like a totatl shock to me, WHY? HOW? WTF!?!?! is what I thoght. Well by this time my buddy rick is behind me and I new it too! So I stopped the bike and he did too. He kinda looked at me funny when he heard my bike wind up but then the confusion turn to anger as I let the clutch out and roosted him with the muddy mess from hell! Needless to say he was on a mission to get me and I knew it! So I took off and at that point my bike just decided to die out on me, my faul but still. So he saw an opportunity for the payback of a lifetime since I was smack dab in the front of the next jump with about 200 gallons of ice water on the ground below me. Well He comes on puttin by and just lays on the gas and lets the clutch out slinging rocks and mud and just about averything else that track had on it. But the best part was when the bike hooked up and lauched his **** in the air throwing him into the puddle! Sure I looked like the thing from the fantastic four, but I was laughing my **** off at him laying in the mud with the bike next to him tweaked out. PICTURE PERFECT!
Well after everyone else got out there it started to get real fun cause the track was just so unpredictable! You would never know when the bike was going to loose control and go every which way. I have been at that track 7 times now and I wipped out twice before saturday happened. 11 times count them in 1 and a half hours! And I'm not talking about little wimpy crap either. Once I was clipping pretty good (about 45mph) and the bike just went sideways and that was all she wrote! I flew off the bike on the one side and my head just bounced the hole way picking up grass and dit until I reach my final destination, THE CREEK! (we have it on tape also). I've never been so banged up and in so much pain as I was sunday and today. It was a total disaster!
Out of the 5 of us that where there I wiped the most, but I also was out there the most and I was doing the stupidest stuff (typical). But from 5 guys we counted 42 wipe outs, with 12 of them in tape! Can you smell the grammy, I CAN! HAHAHAHAHA So even though I'm hurting like hell today I never ever had such a fun time in my life!
The best of all is that I was at my friends house last night and my neck is just killing me bad, so she tells me to lie on the floor on my back and just relax! So I feel this towel go around my neck as she sits indian style behind me. Well then I feel her two feet on my shoulder also and I was thinking to myself what is she doing. Guys, I'm not going to lie to you. If a chick every trys this on you, DON'T DO IT! She just tugged on that towel like it was a fleece sweeter at a midnight sale with another woman on the other side. My circulation to my brain cutoff for a second and I new what it was like to be like sal running a 11.20 run at cecil. My perifpherial vision was enhanced as my eye ***** poped out of my eye sockets screeming for help and the killer of them all was that she tried to tell me that this was supposed to help as my spinal cord was tweaked and sprung out. I did grow about a 1/2 an inch since yesterday though! HAHAHAHAHA. A
Anyway I had fun and I just wanted to share that with you guys to make you laugh as you can picture me on my a$$ most of the day playing in the mud!
Have a great X-mas guys and I hope you all stay safe and be CAREFUL, especially you crazy L owners driving you trucks in the snow with stock tires! buy some snow shoes boys!
Later yo, ho ho ho ho
Joey!
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