Cant Stop Laughing...Gotta READ THIS>
LTNBOLT-
You are correct. The Chicken Ranch is (was) in LaGrange, Texas and the Mustang Ranch is in Nevada. Unfortunately, the CR closed down back in the 70s.
Oh, and can someone give me a dime of whatever that guy is smokin'?
(Dr.) DUCK
You are correct. The Chicken Ranch is (was) in LaGrange, Texas and the Mustang Ranch is in Nevada. Unfortunately, the CR closed down back in the 70s.

Oh, and can someone give me a dime of whatever that guy is smokin'?

(Dr.) DUCK
I've never seen so many jealous people.
Just because he has about 700 hp more than you and a top end that's about 100 mph higher. For shame!
This man is a doctor for crying out loud. Give him the respect he deserves.
The mere fact that he can race for 50K shows that he could buy or sell most of us.
(only 17 more days and Santa is coming to my house)
Just because he has about 700 hp more than you and a top end that's about 100 mph higher. For shame!
This man is a doctor for crying out loud. Give him the respect he deserves.
The mere fact that he can race for 50K shows that he could buy or sell most of us.
(only 17 more days and Santa is coming to my house)



