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This one is too good to NOT tell people. I just got a call from a telemarketer telling me how
I have been selected to win 50,000 dollars. Could I answer some questions? Sure! What
kind of work do I do? Am I married? what age group-blah blah but then he asks what are my
hobbies. I say electric guitar, computers, and racing, like Nascar and drag racing my
Lightning. Wow! You have one of those?? They have one of those hot 289's don't they?
Nope! Well, I (the telemarketer) have a 73 Road Runner with a 383. Cool I said blah blah.
Then he says he had put Lincoln Navigator 4 valve heads on it and dual o/h cams. That was
a bit$# he said. (Huh??-bet it was, Mopar 383 with Ford heads??? WTF??) He also had
Nitrous and a s/c. Sorry for being my typical rude self but I couldn't take it-I just hung up.
That BS was way too deep for me. Can't sell stuff by talking stupid bs.
I have been selected to win 50,000 dollars. Could I answer some questions? Sure! What
kind of work do I do? Am I married? what age group-blah blah but then he asks what are my
hobbies. I say electric guitar, computers, and racing, like Nascar and drag racing my
Lightning. Wow! You have one of those?? They have one of those hot 289's don't they?
Nope! Well, I (the telemarketer) have a 73 Road Runner with a 383. Cool I said blah blah.
Then he says he had put Lincoln Navigator 4 valve heads on it and dual o/h cams. That was
a bit$# he said. (Huh??-bet it was, Mopar 383 with Ford heads??? WTF??) He also had
Nitrous and a s/c. Sorry for being my typical rude self but I couldn't take it-I just hung up.
That BS was way too deep for me. Can't sell stuff by talking stupid bs.
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Joined: Oct 1999
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From: Fort Collins, CO
I just tell them Mr. Schmidt passed away last week, I am his attorney, and do you have any business with him? If not, please remove his name from your list. It usually floors the 16 year olds and they do as they are told!! hehehe
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Joined: Mar 2001
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From: Gilbert, AZ, USA
Once
I got a call from some joker who asked me if I was the home owner.
I told him no, I just broke in, and that I didn't have much time before the owner came home.
He laughed and let me go.
I told him no, I just broke in, and that I didn't have much time before the owner came home.
He laughed and let me go.
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Joined: Oct 2001
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From: Phoenix, Arizona
Check out
www.solictorsnightmare.com
Listen to the sound clips and take the telemarketer quiz!
The quiz is kind of dumb but the sound clips are pretty funny.
www.solictorsnightmare.com
Listen to the sound clips and take the telemarketer quiz!
The quiz is kind of dumb but the sound clips are pretty funny.
