Got my first ticket in the L!!!!!!
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling plains. The people from Texas are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous
and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known all throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaomed , "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely,
"Wait until you see the crazy bunch I'm putting next to them in Louisiana! (and if that's not enough, I'm making noel).
noelvm
Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling plains. The people from Texas are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous
and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known all throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaomed , "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely,
"Wait until you see the crazy bunch I'm putting next to them in Louisiana! (and if that's not enough, I'm making noel).
noelvm
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Bummer I hate when that happens. I haven't got a ticket in my L yet Knock on wood. The ne pasport has saved my *** a few times.
I should have gotten a ticket recently. I did a burnout leaving the track, but talked my way out of the ticket.
Bummer I hate when that happens. I haven't got a ticket in my L yet Knock on wood. The ne pasport has saved my *** a few times.
I should have gotten a ticket recently. I did a burnout leaving the track, but talked my way out of the ticket.
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wasn't texas really mexico back then
Wait until you see the crazy bunch I'm putting next to them in Louisiana! (and if that's not enough, I'm making noel).
hehehe
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From: Warner Robins, Ga, CSA
Originally posted by MRBBQMAN
Boudreaux 6: v23
"blessed are the coonasses, for they will eat things, that no one else will, bringing balance to the earth,or something"
Boudreaux 6: v23
"blessed are the coonasses, for they will eat things, that no one else will, bringing balance to the earth,or something"