Number of physicians in the US: 700,000.

Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.

Accidental deaths per physician.... 0.171
(U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000.

Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) ,500.

Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

"FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor."

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

Remember: Guns don't kill people, doctors do.



noelvm

 

my brothers a doctor, and he has a walk-in arsenal bigger than what the FBI is missing. he could be the missing link to this mathematical mystery wrapped in an enigma or something

 

 

ROFLMAO
That's great, my kind of statistics. It's too bad we live so far apart Noel, I'd like to meet you. I think we'd get along fine........
Ron

 

Noel: I just praised(with a little 'wink-wink') your later thread on bracket racin'.

As you might imagine(former marine), I like this one even better. If we ever meet, remind me to tell you the Corps' version of 'group-tightners'. They do(did) know how to 'teach'.

 

Off the subject, but funny as he$$.

 

Hey Noel,I'm with you. They can take my doctor but never my guns!

 

As an amateur OB/GYN I find this post,,,,well funny!

 

As an amateur proctologolist, I ... uh, never mind.