THE NEW AIR FORCE ONE
noelvm,
Thanks for the great pic, it's now on the way to all my whiny democrat friends/family.
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1999 Lariat 4X4 SuperCab Flareside 5.4; Auto, Tow Pack, Offroad Pack, 3.73LS, Factory Step Bars, 17" Chrome Wheels, Oxford White/Silver, Graphite Leather, Keypad Mod., Airaid, SuperChip, ARE LSII Bed Cover, Alpine CDA-855/JBL AMP, Polk dX7's, Custom cat-back exhaust.
Thanks for the great pic, it's now on the way to all my whiny democrat friends/family.
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1999 Lariat 4X4 SuperCab Flareside 5.4; Auto, Tow Pack, Offroad Pack, 3.73LS, Factory Step Bars, 17" Chrome Wheels, Oxford White/Silver, Graphite Leather, Keypad Mod., Airaid, SuperChip, ARE LSII Bed Cover, Alpine CDA-855/JBL AMP, Polk dX7's, Custom cat-back exhaust.
A friend forwarded this to me. Reminded me of your AF1 pic...
Why I'm Proud to be a Texan - -
>From journalist Ken Eckler......
How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election:
OK, Folks. I've given the people in Florida plenty of time to get this
election finished. Now it is my turn:
#1: Al Gore becomes President of the United States (all 49 states).
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.
Gore shouldn't mind as he said we were the worst state in the union during
the campaign.
So what does Texas have to survive as a Republic?
NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).
We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States (that is why Houston
has problems with the air quality).
Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with
Texas," will take on new meaning.
Oil - we can supply all the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the next
300 years.
Natural Gas - again we have all we need (too bad about those northern
states). Al Gore will figure a way to keep Tipper and you warm....
Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer
chips. Small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, etc.
Health Centers - we have the largest research centers for Cancer research,
the best burn centers, and other large health planning centers. We have
enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Rice, University of
Houston, SMU, Baylor, Texas Tech, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc.
We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some
more) and our friends across the border will pour in by the thousands.
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas
afloat.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Gore:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President
Gore will be able to drive around in his SUV which gets him about 9 miles
per gallon. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your
communications.
You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Al's promised
global warming, I'm sure you won't get cold!
You won't need our computer chips since you won't have electricity to power
the computers. So don't worry about us down here in Texas. We will be OK.
Why I'm Proud to be a Texan - -
>From journalist Ken Eckler......
How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election:
OK, Folks. I've given the people in Florida plenty of time to get this
election finished. Now it is my turn:
#1: Al Gore becomes President of the United States (all 49 states).
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.
Gore shouldn't mind as he said we were the worst state in the union during
the campaign.
So what does Texas have to survive as a Republic?
NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).
We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States (that is why Houston
has problems with the air quality).
Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with
Texas," will take on new meaning.
Oil - we can supply all the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the next
300 years.
Natural Gas - again we have all we need (too bad about those northern
states). Al Gore will figure a way to keep Tipper and you warm....
Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer
chips. Small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, etc.
Health Centers - we have the largest research centers for Cancer research,
the best burn centers, and other large health planning centers. We have
enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Rice, University of
Houston, SMU, Baylor, Texas Tech, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc.
We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some
more) and our friends across the border will pour in by the thousands.
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas
afloat.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Gore:
Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President
Gore will be able to drive around in his SUV which gets him about 9 miles
per gallon. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your
communications.
You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Al's promised
global warming, I'm sure you won't get cold!
You won't need our computer chips since you won't have electricity to power
the computers. So don't worry about us down here in Texas. We will be OK.
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algore sucks..rush is right...algore sucks..rush is right..okay..repeat after me...algore sucks..rush is right....algore sucks...rush is right...now your learning...
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algore sucks..rush is right...algore sucks..rush is right..okay..repeat after me...algore sucks..rush is right....algore sucks...rush is right...now your learning...
YEAH..YEAH..YEAH..YEAH..YEAH...
Once the little gimp gets in office let the impeachment process begin. I am sure there is something in old bong boys past that can be dug up, no mercy! Old George W. will have a little asteriks next to his picture in the history books "The peoples second choice" boy what a country. In case you havent noticed I did not vote for W.
BITE ME...LOOSER! 
BONG BOYZ PAST??? NO IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS...CLINTON SMOKIN' THE DOPE! AND THATS A FACT JACK! PIN THAT AIR FORCE ONE ON YOUR WALL MATE...ITS ALL OVER NOW...YES..YOUR RIGHT...AND YOU ARE SO SMART...I AM YELLING!!!!!
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BONG BOYZ PAST??? NO IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS...CLINTON SMOKIN' THE DOPE! AND THATS A FACT JACK! PIN THAT AIR FORCE ONE ON YOUR WALL MATE...ITS ALL OVER NOW...YES..YOUR RIGHT...AND YOU ARE SO SMART...I AM YELLING!!!!!

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Oh yeah W's drug of choice is cocaine but I guess when your fathers in the CIA you do not have to worry about going to jail. But he is in favor of putting a kid in jail for 20yrs for holding a gram. And George senior's other son Jebbie scams little old ladies out of their money in the S&L scandal but dont worry daddies the president. Your boy W makes Clinton look like a choir boy and a genius. My favorite W Quote "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."-St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
To quote another Texan "Turn out the Lights, the Partys Over." (Don Meridith)
As long as he gets the chance and appoints conservatives to the Supreme Court, thats all that counts. With a divided congress nothing much is going to get done anyway which in the long run means less legislation, which is good. Hopefully, President Allan Greenspan, will continue to do a good job.
As long as he gets the chance and appoints conservatives to the Supreme Court, thats all that counts. With a divided congress nothing much is going to get done anyway which in the long run means less legislation, which is good. Hopefully, President Allan Greenspan, will continue to do a good job.
KILO..MEGA..GIGA..TERA...MILLI..MICRO..NANO..PICO. ..FEMTO..
"megahertz my ***"
...SO THERE!...REPUBLICANS CAN JUST SIT IN THE HOT SEAT THE NEXT 4 YEARS...YEAH!! AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE...THAT ENVIRONMENTAL WACKO..THE GORINCH...THAT TRIED TO STEAL CHRISTMAS... LOL 
p.s.. students..just another "special interest group...wanting to suck off of the **** of the pig we call "AMERICA!!!"
If you want to witness socialism..move to GERMANY..OR FRANCE..THEY ARE IN BIG..BIG..TROUBLE..AND THAT IS JUST THE HELL WHERE WE WERE HEADED...AT LEAST WE CAN NOW ATTEMPT TO HEAD OFF FUTURE SOCIAL PROGRAMS..THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BANKRUPT THE NATION...IF THEY WANT WELFARE..THEY CAN LICK MY BOOTS..AND SWEEP MY CURB...MAKE THEM WORK..OPEN A NEW WPA PROGRAM..
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"megahertz my ***"
...SO THERE!...REPUBLICANS CAN JUST SIT IN THE HOT SEAT THE NEXT 4 YEARS...YEAH!! AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE...THAT ENVIRONMENTAL WACKO..THE GORINCH...THAT TRIED TO STEAL CHRISTMAS... LOL 
p.s.. students..just another "special interest group...wanting to suck off of the **** of the pig we call "AMERICA!!!"

If you want to witness socialism..move to GERMANY..OR FRANCE..THEY ARE IN BIG..BIG..TROUBLE..AND THAT IS JUST THE HELL WHERE WE WERE HEADED...AT LEAST WE CAN NOW ATTEMPT TO HEAD OFF FUTURE SOCIAL PROGRAMS..THAT WILL EVENTUALLY BANKRUPT THE NATION...IF THEY WANT WELFARE..THEY CAN LICK MY BOOTS..AND SWEEP MY CURB...MAKE THEM WORK..OPEN A NEW WPA PROGRAM..

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