Mens Language!
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Mens Language!
The language of men! Its long but good
IM GOING FISHING
translated: I`m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safey.
ITS GUY THING
translated; There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have ne chance at all of making it logical.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
translated; Why isnt it already on the table?
UH HUH SURE HONEY OR YES DEAR
translated; absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
translated; I have no idea how it works.
I WAS LISTENING TO YOU ITS JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND
translated I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra!
TAKE A BREAK HONEY YOUR WORKING TO HARD
translated I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner
THATS INTERESTING DEAR
translated; Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS
translated; I remeber the theme song to F. Troop, The address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vechile identification numbers of every car Ive every owned, but i forgot your birthday
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES
translated; The gilr selling them on the corner was a real babe
OH DONT FUSS I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITS NO BIG DEAL
translated:I have actually severd alimb but wil bleed to death before i admit that im hurt
HEY IVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IM DOING
translated; It didnt fail into my outstreached hands, so im completely clueless
WHAT DID I DO THE TIME?
translated: What did you catch me at?
IHEARD YOU
translated: I havent the foggiest clu what you just said and am hoping desperatley that I can fake it well enough so that you dont spend the next 3 days yelling at me
YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE
translated: I am used to the way you yell at me and relize it could be worse
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC
translated Oh, God please dont try on one more outfit, Im starving
IM NOT LOST I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE
translated: No one will ever see us alive again
WE SHARE THE HOUSWORK
translated: I make the messes she cleans them up
IM GOING FISHING
translated: I`m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safey.
ITS GUY THING
translated; There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have ne chance at all of making it logical.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
translated; Why isnt it already on the table?
UH HUH SURE HONEY OR YES DEAR
translated; absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
translated; I have no idea how it works.
I WAS LISTENING TO YOU ITS JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND
translated I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra!
TAKE A BREAK HONEY YOUR WORKING TO HARD
translated I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner
THATS INTERESTING DEAR
translated; Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS
translated; I remeber the theme song to F. Troop, The address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vechile identification numbers of every car Ive every owned, but i forgot your birthday
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES
translated; The gilr selling them on the corner was a real babe
OH DONT FUSS I JUST CUT MYSELF, ITS NO BIG DEAL
translated:I have actually severd alimb but wil bleed to death before i admit that im hurt
HEY IVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IM DOING
translated; It didnt fail into my outstreached hands, so im completely clueless
WHAT DID I DO THE TIME?
translated: What did you catch me at?
IHEARD YOU
translated: I havent the foggiest clu what you just said and am hoping desperatley that I can fake it well enough so that you dont spend the next 3 days yelling at me
YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE
translated: I am used to the way you yell at me and relize it could be worse
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC
translated Oh, God please dont try on one more outfit, Im starving
IM NOT LOST I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE
translated: No one will ever see us alive again
WE SHARE THE HOUSWORK
translated: I make the messes she cleans them up