Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, Can I also sit like you and so nothing all day long? The crow answered: Sure why not. So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden an fos aperaded, jump on the reabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing mothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
LESSION 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree ighed the turkey, but I havent got the energy. Well, why dont you nibble on some of my dropping? replied the bull. theyre packed with nutrients. The turkey ecked at the lump of dung and found it actully gave hin enough strenght to reach the 1st brnch of the tree. The next say after eating some more dung he reached the second next branch. finally after a forth night there he was proudly preached at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull***** might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there