WARNING there's a virus
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From: HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA
WARNING there's a virus
I have never heard of the L until I sold one to Carl. When It arrived and I opened the hood, son-of-a-b***h, it's blown.
Having to own, I found a black 00 in L.A. I bought it. Now I am happy. I don't need anything else in life.
Wait a minute, if only I changed the air filter that would be all that I need. No, No, I'll also ad the chip. Everyone on F150ONLINE has a chip. I'll go ahead and do it. Now I'll be happy.
WOOOOW, my black beast is cooking. BUT wait a minute, if I just changed gears to 3.73's, that will be the final touch and I will truly be happy. BUT if I'm going to spend the $$$ on 3.73's why not go 4.10's for the same dough and put the finishing touch on a perfect machine.
But wait, it can't be perfect until I have all the Zaino products and I have Zainodized front to back. It only cost me about $60.00 for the products, but it looks fantastic.
But wait, chrome rims for only $500. This I can do and now what else is there, nothing. My machine is perfect. I'm happy.
But wait, 2" drop in the rear, I need that too. Got to order the parts. Also, Super whites are now on order. Now it is perfect. The black beast is looking good, feeling fast. Now it is finally done, perfect.
But wait, take out the bolts that hold down the bed and get them chromed. Fantastic against the black bed. Now I am really finished.
But wait there's something I just found...
Wait one second. I have just discoverd that I have some kind of virus that's going around. I know I caught it while reading this board. I know many others have it for I see them doing the same.
Jim
sick with a virus but having fun
[This message has been edited by FORDSALES (edited 05-10-2000).]
[This message has been edited by FORDSALES (edited 05-10-2000).]
Having to own, I found a black 00 in L.A. I bought it. Now I am happy. I don't need anything else in life.
Wait a minute, if only I changed the air filter that would be all that I need. No, No, I'll also ad the chip. Everyone on F150ONLINE has a chip. I'll go ahead and do it. Now I'll be happy.
WOOOOW, my black beast is cooking. BUT wait a minute, if I just changed gears to 3.73's, that will be the final touch and I will truly be happy. BUT if I'm going to spend the $$$ on 3.73's why not go 4.10's for the same dough and put the finishing touch on a perfect machine.
But wait, it can't be perfect until I have all the Zaino products and I have Zainodized front to back. It only cost me about $60.00 for the products, but it looks fantastic.
But wait, chrome rims for only $500. This I can do and now what else is there, nothing. My machine is perfect. I'm happy.
But wait, 2" drop in the rear, I need that too. Got to order the parts. Also, Super whites are now on order. Now it is perfect. The black beast is looking good, feeling fast. Now it is finally done, perfect.
But wait, take out the bolts that hold down the bed and get them chromed. Fantastic against the black bed. Now I am really finished.
But wait there's something I just found...
Wait one second. I have just discoverd that I have some kind of virus that's going around. I know I caught it while reading this board. I know many others have it for I see them doing the same.
Jim
sick with a virus but having fun
[This message has been edited by FORDSALES (edited 05-10-2000).]
[This message has been edited by FORDSALES (edited 05-10-2000).]
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From: Oregon City, OR
Uh,oh... the I_LOVE_MY_LIGHTNING virus has struck again.
What *I* could really use is the YOU_WON_BIG_IN_THE_LOTTERY or YOU_GOT_A_PROMOTION_AND_A_HUGE_SALARY_INCREASE virii...
~rick
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lightning_svt@hotmail.com
2000 Ford F-150 Lightning
What *I* could really use is the YOU_WON_BIG_IN_THE_LOTTERY or YOU_GOT_A_PROMOTION_AND_A_HUGE_SALARY_INCREASE virii...
~rick
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lightning_svt@hotmail.com
2000 Ford F-150 Lightning