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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:12 PM
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Euro trash, trash a Lightning

Hope this isn't a repost. This makes me want a Lightning even more! One day soon. I thought you guys might get a laugh out of this. American muscle all the way!
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:33 PM
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OMG! I'm only half way through it (loading very slow) but that is funny stuff! I did not know we had the same engine as the Ford GT! Wow, I'm gonna keep my truck for sure, now! Also....hahaha..."it feels as though its being powered by George Throurogood, and all his destroyers!" Stupid forieners! (yes, I know its spelled wrong!)

Oh god...I can't take it! he just took it four wheeling...and said it comes stock with a gun rack! You want your tea(bag) you stupid brit! (no offence, or not much anyway, to the likes of Ricki, or english adam, or others, but you got some messed up thinkers over there!)
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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I would say that a Lightning is junk compared to what he normally drives.
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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Geezus! I can't take any more...he says we all practice incest! Nuke'em all I tell ya!
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:41 PM
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I would say that a Lightning is junk compared to what he normally drives.
Oh really? Name me a quality mass production brit product that you don't find in the tea isle!


And the final word? Its rubbish! And.....uncool! Oh god, I won't give any more away...I hope that was a spoof. Either way, a good nine minute laugh!
 

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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by whip
Oh really? Name me a quality mass production brit product
that you don't find in the tea isle!

And the final word? Its rubbish! And.....uncool! Oh god, I won't give any
more away...I hope that was a spoof. Either way, a good nine minute laugh!
Come on, you know we are all biased.... If you REALLY look at the interior
and the fitment of just about everything about the Lightning, IT SUCKS
compared to the SRT-10 ... Sorry if you don't like the truth, guys ...
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 06:57 PM
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Yes, while its not stellar, its not sub par either. Yes, the SRT is nicer, but it is 50k, and last time I checked, it is not made it england. Also....the fit and finish on my truck looks far nicer than that one...I think they may have pryed on some of those seems, and left latches open to make it look worse. Again, to sum it up....stupid condesending brits!
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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Ok guys I will try and mitigate "The Stupid Brit"

But first I will say the "L" is very popular over here and the Harley, in fact the whole "F" series plus many other makes of truck and car are common place.
Line up for a street race and your up against many 10 sec street cars both old and new - real muscle cars with badass big block motors on gas (nitro) who will give you a good run for your money.
Plenty of big old and late motors with a good standard of engineering, tune & finish.

Truck well the late Ford is everywhere like it or not Clarkson ( He is the **** head that presents top gear ) it's here to stay, and just to correct him the new GT40 does not have the engine from a F150 Lightning and you would think he would know as he brought one. The Tosser.

He slags off the L but watch the video clip - who the hell makes a right hand drive one ??? it was a conversion and a damm poor one at that.
Look at the detail of the dash board it's pants, and the seating arrangement.???

No he does not speak for the true L owner.

I have had the fancy Jap trucks, the 4 x 4 Mitsi that would not pull your foreskin back let alone get you out of a muddy field - we have the old landrover for that job.
My old Ford P100 diesel 2 x 4 did me years of service. RIP +
My new X5 4x4 does the running around.
The big Ford Iveco 10ton Truck and my 32ton Man 8 x 4 Tanker earn my wages.

My Lighting does the business on road and on track.
Now on my 2nd one as I have sold my 2000 and have a 2003 (Red Rocks)
Just waiting for JDM to deliver all my goodies and it will be the "Dogs Bolloxs" for next season. watch out George I am gunning for you.........

So to sum it up Mr Clarkson - Sick your Top Gear up your A##s sideways as you dont know the difference between Sh#t and Toothpaste - That is why your breath smells

Yeah so you can buy a Merc or a Porche blah blah blah but stick the same amount of cash into a Truck and you would kick butt big time and be different - why follow the herd - boring.

So what if some of you guys across the pond have a few strange habits
We have a few too !! The price of Gas is one - it sucks bad here.

And what ever happened to that dress that the infamous Monica Lewinsky wore in a certain state office, it went up on Ebay but was withdrawn at the last minite from the sale.
Romour had it that a certain Mr Clinton had "Splashed Out On It"

LIGHTING RULES OK

Have a good Christmas Guys & Girls (Leeane) xxx
 

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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 08:53 PM
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The Europeans are so uppity. I would much rather have a tin can with a small engine, but tight steering, not!! The steering needs to be loose because when you reach down to the floorboard for a beer you don't want jerk the wheel and go off the road. Jeez if they call a Lightning a leviathan, what would they say about my SCrew?
 
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Old Dec 14, 2005 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ricki F-150
Ok guys I will try and mitigate "The Stupid Brit"

But first I will say the "L" is very popular over here and the Harley, in fact the whole "F" series plus many other makes of truck and car are common place.
Line up for a street race and your up against many 10 sec street cars both old and new - real muscle cars with badass big block motors on gas (nitro) who will give you a good run for your money.
Plenty of big old and late motors with a good standard of engineering, tune & finish.

Truck well the late Ford is everywhere like it or not Clarkson ( He is the **** head that presents top gear ) it's here to stay, and just to correct him the new GT40 does not have the engine from a F150 Lightning and you would think he would know as he brought one. The Tosser.

He slags off the L but watch the video clip - who the hell makes a right hand drive one ??? it was a conversion and a damm poor one at that.
Look at the detail of the dash board it's pants, and the seating arrangement.???

No he does not speak for the true L owner.

I have had the fancy Jap trucks, the 4 x 4 Mitsi that would not pull your foreskin back let alone get you out of a muddy field - we have the old landrover for that job.
My old Ford P100 diesel 2 x 4 did me years of service. RIP +
My new X5 4x4 does the running around.
The big Ford Iveco 10ton Truck and my 32ton Man 8 x 4 Tanker earn my wages.

My Lighting does the business on road and on track.
Now on my 2nd one as I have sold my 2000 and have a 2003 (Red Rocks)
Just waiting for JDM to deliver all my goodies and it will be the "Dogs Bolloxs" for next season. watch out George I am gunning for you.........

So to sum it up Mr Clarkson - Sick your Top Gear up your A##s sideways as you dont know the difference between Sh#t and Toothpaste - That is why your breath smells

Yeah so you can buy a Merc or a Porche blah blah blah but stick the same amount of cash into a Truck and you would kick butt big time and be different - why follow the herd - boring.

So what if some of you guys across the pond have a few strange habits
We have a few too !! The price of Gas is one - it sucks bad here.

And what ever happened to that dress that the infamous Monica Lewinsky wore in a certain state office, it went up on Ebay but was withdrawn at the last minite from the sale.
Romour had it that a certain Mr Clinton had "Splashed Out On It"

LIGHTING RULES OK

Have a good Christmas Guys & Girls (Leeane) xxx
Ricki,
My sincerest apologies to good people like you, who I may have offended. (I wrote a big long post, but it didn't go through, so this is going to be shorter) I'm happy that you guys see this clown in the same light as we do. Not every vehicle is going to shine in every climate. As for my comment about lack of good brittish engineering...I forgot about the Rover. Great product! (even if it did have some "quirks") Every country has thier outspoken azzclowns, and Lord knows the US has its fair share. In short, someone needs to kick this guy in the jimmy, and send him on his way! To all other Brits I may have offended....
Cheers mate!
 
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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 04:01 AM
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The thing is with this "stupid britt" is that he owns an Ford GT !
I usually like this program, its really funny. But evertime they are comparing different cars, brittish cars always is the best. Even if they compare a BMW M5 with a Vauxhall vxr, the Vauxhall would be the better car in their mind.
 
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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 04:32 AM
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its all rubbish...
 
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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 05:22 AM
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Yeah come on guys, it's all a joke.
Top Gear is as much about the comedy and irony as anything else.
They know full well what they were doing.
If they had taken an unmolested (not RHD converted) L and driven it on normal roads or at the strip, it wouldn't have made for such a good segment would it?
True, the L / HD is just on the point of being an inconvenient size in our car parks (designed with smaller spaces) but on the road, I never have a problem.
I don't think I've seen a single L / HD over here without a lockable tonneau cover and guys who off road (while wanting a US truck) go for a 4wd model and forgo the performance.
Also, if they had done the same piece but with an SRT-10, you would probably all be laughing.

True gearheads over here know the truth.
 
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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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LOL! He said the interior fit was sub-par with "gaps" everywhere! Well, dont send your ole lady to the states brutha, cause she will leave with big "gaps" in a few places as well!
You can trust us with your money or your life,but never your wife!

Man, what an idiot. Never seen the guy before and cant stand him already!
 
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Old Dec 15, 2005 | 09:39 AM
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Most of the complaints were due to a crappy right hand drive conversion ....

Not Fords fault

The Top Gear series is funny stuff. make sure you watch the BBC version NOT the sterilized US version.

Doug
 
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