**This needs to be read with "The Night b4 Christmas" theme in your head**
Was sitting @ a light tonight, on my way home,not a car was around me, so I was gabbin on the phone. When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter that I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter . What to my eyes did appear but lowered sleigh with 8 tiny reindeer.
It had a fart can & stickers, with funny colored headlights, I noticed Rudolph's nose had been upgraded to an HID light, it sure was a hoot & when santa pulled on his reigns he let out a toot.
I sank into my seat thinking "Santa's had too many cookies he's as fat as a moose" with all that extra wieght there's no way I can lose.
I heated my tires, & heard him yell back "on dasher & dancer on comet & cupid, were gonna kick this guy's butt, he must really be stupid."
I put the pedal to the metal as the light turned green, I really mus'nt brag but my launch was quite clean. I had him in first & was holding him at bay, but that jolly old elf didnt see it that way. With a twinkle of his nose & a twist if his head he blew right by me, all I could see was the back of his sled.
Well, there it is my first lose in my Blackbolt, just to let you know that we hit like 120 mph & he was like 15 sleighs in front of me. Watch out I heard that he is waiting for incon to come out with a twinturbo charged sleigh next year.

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99' SVT Black Bolt #3443
330.0 cid All Blown

Engine Mods
PSP Filter
PSP Custom Chip

Other Mods
Clear Corner Lenses
Painted Calipers

**Millions have seen Lightning
Few have ridden one**



[This message has been edited by Yoda (edited 12-25-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Yoda (edited 12-25-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Yoda (edited 12-25-1999).]

 

That's great, Yoda!!

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Mike Philpott
Orlando, FL
'99.5 Black Lightning
SVT #2190 - Build Date 6/9/99
NLOC #361
6 CD Changer, Class 3 Hitch, A.R.E. LSII Lid, BedRug Liner, Invinca-Shield/3M Scotchcal protective film, Wyldman's Clear Lexan Fog Light Covers, 16% Window Tint, LoJack, Val-1 (Sal's PSP Chip & Air Filter Kit on order!!)

 

HI!... YODA : If the story was true, what was the car that beat you!!!!!!!LOLOLOL

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NEAL [ the horsepower freak ] NEWMAN
'99' F-150 XLT SPORT, oxford white, reg cab shortbox stepside,5.4, auto, 4.10L.S, captain's chairs, bedliner, GTS carbon fiber headlight covers, **** CEPECK clear halogen driving lights, GTS slotted tailight covers (painted oxford white), FORD locking lug nuts, tinted windows,true duel exhaust with 2.5 inch mandrel bent pipes and FLOWMASTER 3 chamber mufflers with 3' tailpipes exiting before the rear wheel like the LIGHTNING, HELLWIG rear stabalizer bar, AUTOMETER guage pod and tranny temp guage, custom fabricated air intake trac and huge K/N filter, TPS mod, BELLTECH 2-inch rear drop, custom programed SUPERCHIP.

FUTURE MODS : JBA headers, power pulleys, twin electric fans, traction bars, BAUMANN ENGINEERING shift kit, and a KENNE BELL BLOWZILLA supercharger.
ESTIMATED H.P TO DATE : 310H.P / 405ft/lbs of torque.- OTHER TOYS : "83" PRO STREET FORD RANGER : 351-w 530H.P(natural), 750H.P with N.O.S, tubbed (crome moly tubing), 12 point chrome moly roll cage, 4-link with coil overs, MUSTANG II front suspension, c-4 tranny (race prepped), 4000rpm stall converter(8 INCH), 3" chrome moly driveshaft,AUTOMETER guages, 15.50 MICKEY THOMPSON rear tires, 4" M/T front tires, fiberglass hood - bumper - prostock hood scoop, wishbone trac-link, two chrome moly driveshaft loops, 16 gallon RCI fuel cell,etc

 

Dude Neal you REALLY[ need to get rid of that long ---------------!
It makes our posts really wide, & that sux!!!

 

solution: don't drop acid when you drive.

 

You should have wrecked him.