Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.
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From: Kihei, HI (most of the time)
I forwarded this to a frend who had both a question and a comment.
Question: Did you ever find the gummer's false teeth? They've got to be there somewhere.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
It's been two hours since I read it and I'm still laughing.
Question: Did you ever find the gummer's false teeth? They've got to be there somewhere.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
It's been two hours since I read it and I'm still laughing.
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Originally posted by kerno
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
Comment: With writing skills like yours, the folks at Car and Driver need to hear from you if you are thinking about changing careers.
sorry to hear about the truck though...
I think I'd puke myself, or cry, if somebody simultaneously vomited, urinated, and crapped in my truck.
how disgusting.
I'm glad you've got a sense of humor about it, I guess there isn't much choice, huh.
but like kerno said, you really should submit this to car and driver, it's sure to make their annual "10-best" issue.
without a doubt.
good luck with the cleanup.
later,
chris
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From: Selden NY
OMG That was toooooooooooooo frigging funny,
AH HAHAHAHAHASo sorry Bro, one must imagine it wasn't funny to you : o (
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I want to make it perfectly clear...........It wasn't me
I want to make it perfectly clear...........It wasn't me
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From: Wading River, NY
Holy Crap! That is too funny... Wow... Sorry for the misfortune. At least you were able to get out of the way of the carnage from the scrap truck. But as I've learned a long time ago...
Let no good deed go unpunished!
Let no good deed go unpunished!
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From: Fairbanks, AK
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Sorry to hear about your truck. I was thinking of Jerry Bruckhiemer's movie Bad Boys II. I had a flashback to the Ferrari scene were they're dumping the cars off the trailer and they're dodging them like crazy when I was reading your post. You have excellent writing skills, good luck with the clean up.
Sorry to hear about your truck. I was thinking of Jerry Bruckhiemer's movie Bad Boys II. I had a flashback to the Ferrari scene were they're dumping the cars off the trailer and they're dodging them like crazy when I was reading your post. You have excellent writing skills, good luck with the clean up.
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From: Holiday FL
that is the worst/best story I have read in a while....damn, I would've lost it for sure... I wouldnt want to get back in unless they replaced everything..... god that sucks, good luck with the cleaning
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